Weirder things have happened, but Robert Pattinson, Vince Vaughn and Joaquin Phoenix all went out together on Friday night, apparently because Kristen Stewart wanted Rob too.
For starters, what a strange mix of dudes. Former comedy darling Vince, the weirdest man in Hollywood Joaquin, and tabloid heartthrob Rob.
Us Weekly points out that they’ve all played Reese Witherspoon’s love interest in various movies. Joaquin was the Johnny to her June Carter in Walk The Line, Vince Vaughn played her hubby in Four Christmases and of course, Rob was her lover in Water for Elephants, but you knew that. Maybe Reese introduced them all at a rager at her house in Ojai? Mmm, probably not.
The dudes hit up Larchmont Restaurant in Larchmont Village on Friday night with a few other friends. Rob walked around with his hoodie on, because obviously he’s the most famous of the bunch.
But what does KStew have to do with any of this? According to a “source,” she’s been too clingy with Rob because she’s desperately trying to salvage their relationship, so she insisted that he hang out with his guy friends more often.
“They are much happier at the moment because Kristen is listening to Robert’s demands, even though it’s killing her,” says the source, “Kristen has insisted a few times that Robert should go out solo with his friends, which has meant he hasn’t felt trapped.”
So the solution to Kristen’s clinginess is that Rob hang out with a very bizarre group of A-listers who have all made out with Reese Witherspoon. Whatever works.