Donald Trump Tells Robert Pattinson Not To Take Kristen Stewart Back

October 18, 2012 By:
Donald Trump Tells Robert Pattinson Not To Take Kristen Stewart Back
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Somewhere between tweeting about Mitt Romney and bragging about being re-tweeted by Wall Street Journal, Donald Trump decided to weigh in on the Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart drama, because that makes sense.

Trump…how is Rob and Kristen’s drama even in your world of knowledge, don’t you have better things to do, like run hotels and dig up birth certificates?

Trump wrote, “Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog and will do it again--just watch. He can do much better!”

Just how much better can Robert do? According to Trump, Rob should be pulling in Miss Universe pageant girls.

“Robert I'm getting a lot of heat for saying you should dump Kristen- but I'm right. If you saw the Miss Universe girls you would reconsider.”

Since Trump owns the Miss USA and Miss Universe pageants, is he gonna give Rob a handout? Toss him a Miss Kansas or a Miss Aruba as a side-piece?

Oh, but Trump’s trampire transgression continued:

“Lots of response to my Pattinson/Kristen Stewart reunion. She will cheat again--100 certain--am I ever wrong?” he wrote.

Donald Trump's final last words, “am I ever wrong?”