Crazy Quotes: Kanye Rethinks Taylor Swift, Rob Pattinson Will Kill You

August 23, 2013 By:
Crazy Quotes: Kanye Rethinks Taylor Swift, Rob Pattinson Will Kill You

The crazy quotes you missed this week!

While on "Kris," Kanye West commented on how parenting has changed his perspective on the Taylor Swift-VMA-microphone-grab: “The last thing I would want to happen to my daughter is some crazy drunk black guy in a leather shirt to come up and cut her off at an awards show. That’s the last thing I’d want.”

“Initially, the family thought she should do a big, glam body reveal first,” explains a Kardashian insider. “Then they saw the reaction Kate Middleton got when she stepped out after having a baby—she looked beautiful but not perfect. So that’s what they wanted for Kim. The first time she stepped out, they wanted her to look like a mom and be relatable. She really wants America to like her.” — a source told InTouch on Kim Kardashian’s post-baby body.

Robert Pattinson on whoever invented the “RPatz” nickname in Germany’s Interview: “I’d like to strangle the guy who came up with it!”

“Kate…you’re a MILF.” – Snooki making the most regal of comments to Kate Middleton.