Celebrities say the darndest things. Some that have us LOLing and wanting us to make them our BFFs, others just leaving us scratching our heads and muttering WTF…
We’ve rounded up the best (in some cases, that’d be the worst) celebrity quotes of the week worth reliving.
“In Hollywood, I’m obese. I’m considered a fat actress. I’m Val Kilmer in that one picture on the beach.” — Jennifer Lawrence, talking about her totally normal weight and making all of us want to hang out with her
“I did it for the gays…and Japan!” — “X Factor” contestant Jason Brock’s final words, during his elimination because he’s fabulous
“Why does my tongue? My tongue keeps coming out of my mouth.” — Rob Pattinson, completely losing his tongue, let alone his mind
“Behind you…” — Sasha Obama, being the most adorable boss ever while instructing her dad (that’d be Prez Obama) to wave to the cheering crowd behind him on the inauguration stage. Sasha Obama 2064!
“I’m 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.” — Amanda Bynes, “retiring” from the dictionary because she doesn’t know the definition of “retired” apparently
“TAKE THAT MITCHES” — Beyoncé, speaking louder than words via a hand-written note to Romney supporters after Obama’s win
“He used the name ‘Jack Simpson,’ [but] I recognized him from the get-go.” — Joe Simpson’s alleged escort Joey Anderson, talking about his private eye skills (ew, bad word choices)
“He’s pretty dope.” — Rihanna on Chris Brown, more specifically when he’s not hitting her
“I have, I have a question, I wanted to ask…at one point President Obama’s campaign put an exclamation point after ‘Forward!’ It was just ‘Forward’ and then it had an exclamation point…when did they decide that was the right message for them?!” — Diane Sawyer, giggling through the hard-hitting questions with a suspiciously drunk slur during election night coverage
“Bitches love cake.” — Miley Cyrus, singing the lyrics to new single with Borgore, further confirmation she’s only have ONE wedding cake, not the plural amount of cakes
“Adele is bigger than me, how come nobody says anything about it? She’s so wonderful and I think her confidence is something I have to match.” — Lady Gaga, sounding kind of like Regina George dragging Adele into this backhanded “I love your bracelet, where did you get it?” compliment