Rob Kardashian Wants To Say, 'I'm A Lawyer!'

August 7, 2012 By:

In case you were wondering what the Kardashian bro Rob is doing besides designing socks - Yes, that’s a real thing, hold your laughter please – he’s following in his late father Robert Kardashian’s footstep and is going to be a…wait for it… lawyer!

From nightclub hosting gigs to sock lines to law school, Rob Kardashian can do it all.

How do we know this? Because he tweeted about it.

Rob Kardashian is going to be a lawyer (sorry, I’m still chuckling about that) and is going to USC law school! Rob actually went there for undergrad as a business major. It’s a really good school, is what I’m trying to say. But Spencer Pratt also went there, so the school must be losing its reputation.

Rob's dad Robert was best known as a member of the O.J. Simpson “dream team” alongside several other high-powered L.A. based lawyers.

I just want to run through a list of Rob’s accomplishments. First he graduated from business school. Then he dabbled in business commercials, working for his sister’s skincare line PerfectSkin. Then he tried to co-manage a girl music band BG5. After that he placed second on “Dancing with the Stars” before launching a sock line and finally deciding to be a lawyer.

If he goes into criminal defense law, I pity the crook stuck with Rob as his lawyer. Oh well, maybe he can bargain a really good sentence that includes a deal with QuickTrim. Heyo!

Well, once Rob becomes a lawyer, maybe he can finally move out of Khloe Kardashian’s guest bedroom.