Believe it or not, but Rob Kardashian, the chill-bro brother of the Kardashian Klan who usually just watched TV or ate Doritos in every episode of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians,” just got a perfect score on last nights episode of Dancing With The Stars.
In night one of the two-part finale of the dancing series, each dancing duo did a freestyle routine and a choreographed routine. Both Rob and JR Martinez received perfect scores for their respective freestyle dances. JR’s perfect score doesn’t surprise me, I mean that guy is great, he’s a war vet turned soap opera star turned dance pro? I can’t get enough!
At the end of last night, the final scores for the three remaining couples are as follows: Rob Kardashian and partner Cheryl Burke (57 points out of 60), Ricki Lake and partner Derek Hough (54 points) and JR Martinez and partner Karina Smirnoff (54 points).
Let’s hear what the judges have to say about their performances last night. As for Rob’s freestyle, the judges had only glowing reviews. Bruno called Rob “Brilliant!,” and Len told him, “You’ve just given your all. Your family should be proud,” and Carrie Anna says, “Consider me blown away.”
After than inspirational quote-fest, the judges comments for Rob’s Viennese Waltz were still good, just weirder. Carrie Ann says, “You’re like the male version of Cinderella who made it to the ball, and deservedly.” So Rob as Cinderella is overshadowed by his evil sisters and an evil mother-type who loves him less? Omigod that makes so much sense! Len told Rob that his Waltz “had more rise and fall than Pam Anderson jogging.” Len just compared Rob’s dancing to Pam Anderson boobs, because that’s normal and a great analogy. WTF!?
Moving on…while JR Martinez gained a perfect score for his freestyle, he still came in second place overall, tying up with Ricki Lake. He was nursing an injured right ankle so his Cha Cha wasn’t so great, Len says, “This wasn’t that good.” Woops, but he redeemed himself later in freestyle and Carrie Ann says, “That’s the way to come back. Those lifts were the sickest lifts I’ve ever seen.” Sick lifts bro!
Ricki Lake and her partner Derek Hough have made headlines for being consistent week after week but since Ricki Lake still identifies as an overweight person, so the judges are keen to boost her self confidence each week and praise her looks. During her Cha Cha, Bruno says, “You’ve never been hotter, never been sexier” and Carrie Ann says, “You are looking fierce.” And then they had a photoshoot and jumped into the swimming pool in their underwear!
Tonight we find out who wins the coveted Mirror Ball and is named the next winner!