Rob Kardashian broke up with his unfaithful girlfriend Rita Ora (who reportedly cheated on him with 20 men!) and headed to the strip club to drown his sorrows in g-strings and breast implants.
Rob shared his night-out via Twitter. Was he trying to make Rita jealous? Possibly. However, I don’t think Rob knows that women aren’t jealous of strippers, we just aren’t, except for how much money they make per hour. Those girls are LOADED!
Rob posted a photo of him partying with a fully clothed stripper named Yaris Sanchez, who apparently is famous for appearing in rap videos, “modeling” and stripping. She’s a very high-profile stripper and again, Rob is probably trying to send Rita a message, like “hay gurrl, does my exotic friend make you miss me more? She got butt implants!”
Rob also posted a photo of some stripper’s ass and another freakishly flexible woman doing something I can only describe as “human scissor.”
Rob’s testosterone filled night was just breakup remedy #1. Like all single women before him, Rob put on some lbs post break-up.
Rob stepped out in LA recently looking a little chubs. He also tweeted, “Man I gained wayyyyyy too much weight. I’m at 220 right now! Time to be a beast! Healthy food and loads of cardio starts manana. Fat boy!”
Good luck Rob, who needs a pop star girlfriend when there are so many strippers waiting for your dollar bills?