Rob Kardashian Is Eating Away His Sorrows

February 20, 2013 By:
Rob Kardashian Is Eating Away His Sorrows
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Kim isn't the only Kardashian gaining extra weight these days. 

The pregnant reality star's youngest brother Rob Kardashian, scholarly sibling who thinks because he strolled through the fake streets of USC one time that makes him a law student, is also tipping the scale, except it's not what you think.

No, Rob isn't in fact going to be the first male to subvert everything they ever taught you during sex ed in seventh grade and grace us with the Miracle of Man Birth.

Momager Kris Jenner can stop planning that baby shower for two and the spin-off show, "Kim & Rob Take LAmaze," she's already pitching to E! Following his yearlong tryst with Rita Ora, he's just feeling heavy with sadness, not child; 40-pounds of sadness.

In a recent episode of "Kourtney & Kim Take Miami," Rob confirms what everyone with eyes and the attention span to watch any of the episodes already knew. "All I did was waste a lot of money and gain 40 pounds," he says to his sisters. "I need to focus on me. That's all I wanna be about."

Everything wasn't all rainbows and daffodils, afternoon spooning, and the breathe of kittens in Rob and Rita's relationship; apparently that spooning also included one too many scoops of Häagen-Dazs.

Khloe explains, "Rob got really depressed" because Rita "wanted to present herself to the world as a single girl." A heated break-up, a drawer of sweatpants, no "Dancing With The Stars" gig to keep him in shape/relevant and this is what happens: Kevin Federline 2.0.

But now that he's moving on from Rita, Rob is hoping his rebound will be with a treadmill. Those are pretty stable.