Rihanna continues to prove that she’s well on her way to becoming a professional half naked person. So, a stripper. Is that what they call ‘em when they dance around and don’t wear clothes? Because Rihanna is very good at that.
The pop songstress covers the July issue of UK Esquire wearing nothing but her birthday suit and military dog tags, and since this is a men’s magazine, what did you expect?
In the inside photos, the Barbadian beauty is seen wearing a mesh bra from Agent Provocateur and underwear that I can only describe as ass-less without being a thong.
But the best thing about the article, is that Rihanna pledges to “settle down” in the next five years. Dressed like that, the only thing she’s going to be settling is a bar tab at a strip club.
“Hopefully I’ll have a man by then,” she says of her five year plan, “I’ve gotta start there, right? But how far I go [with my career] is God’s plan.”
Rihanna also opens up to the mag about her collaboration tracks with Chris Brown.
“I thought people were gonna be surprised that we finally did a record together, but I didn’t see how people could think it was a bad thing, you know? In my mind, it was just music.”
Rihanna also doesn’t care if you ogle her, especially when she’s spotted leaving Hollywood hot spots in sheer T-shirts and leotards.
“The attention is something I’ve learned to ignore,” says the singer.
Oh, Rihanna also has a total crush on UK popstar Cheryl Cole.
“Ooh! Cheryl Cole is hot! I would just like to watch her work. Preferably cleaning things on the floor. Picking up stuff on the floor. Bending over…”
And there go all of our male readers.