Well, looks like the “Law and Order: SVU” shot-for-shot rip-off of Rihanna and Chris Brown’s life left this part out…
The “Stay” songstress has admitted that someday she would like to have a child of her own. Even for Rihanna, the statement came as a bit of a shock for those concerned about her certifiably abusive, now on-again boyfriend.
In a new interview with Elle UK, RiRi drops the bombshell, more of a commandment than a hopeful vision of her future.
“I will have a child,” she states.
Rihanna’s interview and photo spread appears in the April 2013 issue of the glossy, which arrives on stands March 6.
In case you’re wondering, which we know you are, she looks smokin’ on the cover, showing plenty of leg and losing the half-weave for a pixie cut.
Meanwhile, UK tabloid Closer seemingly guessed right when they predicted that Rihanna might be wanting kids with Brown in the near future.
“She asked her record company when the best time would be for her to take off, as she wants a baby,” a source reportedly told the outlet. "They just stared at her. Everyone was pretty open-mouthed. But she hasn't got any time free in her diary until 2014.”
This source also claimed that Rihanna’s mother is not feeling her recent reunion with Breezy at all.
Of course, in order to become a mom herself, Rihanna would have to lose some of her dirtier habits, like partying all night with strippers and smoking weed 24/7. Which, admittedly, doesn’t look like it’s happening anytime soon.