When I imagine the type of person who gets kicked out of a strip club for harassing and groping the strippers, I imagine a weird, dirty old man. Something along those lines. What I definitely don’t imagine is a hot pop star who was recently named Sexiest Woman Alive.
But alas, this is Rihanna we’re talking about. She’s been in heat all year, and it’s finally coming to a head. The singer reunited with her ex-boyfriend, LA Dodger Matt Kemp, on Wednesday in London. The two partied at Stringfellows Nightclub, where Rihanna got in trouble for man-handling (or woman-handling) the strippers.
A source told The Sun:
“Rihanna couldn't resist paying for a dance and loved watching the girls in action. But the guards weren't happy as she was repeatedly touching them, ignoring all the warnings.”
I honestly don’t even know what to say about this, so I’ll just leave you with this image:
“At one point she thrust her head between the legs of one of the dancers."
The singer received multiple warnings from the guards, but apparently wasn't kicked out for her behavior.
Rihanna and Kemp partied in their own private booth, joined the entourage from her Loud tour, as well as celebrity hairdresser Adee Phelan and retired boxer David Haye.
Rihanna went to the bar to celebrate the birthday of one of the members of her crew. She treated everyone to beers and shots of vodka, along with pizza and garlic bread. Great mix.
At one point during the night, Rihanna grabbed the mic to belt out Kings of Leon’s Sex on Fire. Why am I not surprised? Rihanna is the horniest person in pop music. Her sex isn’t on fire, it’s spontaneously combusting.
Kemp and Rihanna have managed to remain friends despite their breakup almost a year ago.
“She’s a good friend of mine,” Kemp told Us Weekly. “We’re good. We've all got busy lives and we're concentrating on our careers," he continued. "Like I said, I wish her all the best of luck and she wishes me all the best of luck."
Rihanna has recently been linked to model Dudley O’Shaughnessy, who appeared in one of the singer’s videos. However, Rihanna says she’s taking her time finding a serious boyfriend:
"I think it's a really special thing to find love. It's beautiful. Nothing can match it. But I want to make sure I find other things in life that I love -- besides love."
Right, other things. Like groping strippers.