Rihanna Doesn't Think Being Single Is Cool

November 18, 2011 By:
Rihanna Doesn't Think Being Single Is Cool

You gotta love Rihanna for not being afraid to put her desperation out there. While the singer was recently rumored to be dating a Chris Brown look-alike, she confirms that her relationship status is indeed single.

The You Da One singer went on the Ellen DeGeneres show and told the host, "I'm not dating anyone right now."

In fact, "I'm not dating at all," Rihanna added.

Well, that explains why she's been in heat the entire year.

"I'm not necessarily happy being single," she admitted. "It's not really that cool."

She added that she really doesn't have time to date, because she's so busy touring, showing off her butt, producing, groping her butt, collaborating, slapping her butt, etc. But, if you think you might have a chance with Rihanna, here are a few things to keep in mind:

"I like men that are more aggressive, but mysterious, but I like a man to be very sure."

I think she just described Selena Gomez's stalker.

"I like them to be sure of themselves and know that you're the man. I'm the lady and the only way for us to make this work is for us to play our roles."

Rihanna explained: "You know, I can’t really be the man for you. I don’t want to have to be. I’m the man at work all the time. I do put a lot into my job." She continued, "Most of my time if not all of it. It definitely affects my personal life."

And Ellen is a family show, but you can't have Rihanna on a show and expect her to not talk about her hoo-ha.

My personal life is pretty much non-existent, which is not good, not for the long run. Not for me, not for ‘Her,’” she said, pointing between her legs."

She laughed, "It's not fun."

Rihanna says her dry spell prompts her to spend a lot of time on the Internet.

"That’s why I stay on Twitter a lot. So I can conversate with my fans — because I don’t get any booty calls."

Rihanna recently canceled shows in Sweden due to over exhaustion, so Ellen gave her a little gift—a Snuggie with the talk show host's face emblazoned on it. It was probably just a passive way of getting her to wear more clothes on the PG rated show.

Thursday night, Rihanna made an appearance on The X-Factor, where she wore a pair of ripped jeans that exposed some garter belts.