It appears the sole purpose of Chris Brown and Rihanna’s Instagram accounts is to lay hints to the world that they are sleeping with each other again.
Chris and Rihanna both tweeted photos on January 1, 2013 that suggest that they woke up in the same bed on New Year’s day.
First Rihanna tweeted a picture of her eyes peeking out from behind a polka-doted comforter with a caption that read “Good morning! Still haven’t slept lol #hello2013.”
So that’s cute and all, but then an hour later, Chris posted a photo of his leg lying in a bed with, gasp, the same polka-doted comforter that RiRi photographed an hour earlier!
Chris’ photo only said, “mornings.”
Essentially, Chris’ post was meaningless. A one word caption and a photo of his foot? It’s all about the matchy matchy comforter to send fans into a frenzy.
I can’t even imagine what kind of conversation leads to this kind of photoshoot.
Rihanna: Hey, do you want to take photos of each other lying in bed separately, but drop some hints in the photos so everyone can still tell that we are together?
Chris: Uhhh, it’s like 7am?
Rihanna: It’s fine, just do it, I’m still wearing eyeliner.
Another telling photo from New Year’s Eve was posted by Karrueche Tran, Chris’s part-time girlfriend, who posted a photo kissing gal pal and actress Teyana Taylor and wrote on Twitter, “@TeyanaTaylor was my New Year’s Eve kiss!”
So anyways, I think we can safely assume Karrueche is out of the picture, for now.
That being said, Rihanna and Chris didn’t get married in Barbados over New Year’s, like we all thought was going to happen. Good, that’s more drama than Instagram will allow.