Rihanna and Chris Brown are Dating Behind Our Backs

January 18, 2012 By:
Rihanna and Chris Brown are Dating Behind Our Backs

You know, you raise your celebrities to have a good head on their shoulders and make the right decisions, and then something like this happens. Guys, we’re not angry. We’re disappointed.

Nearly three years ago, Chris Brown infamously assaulted Rihanna after getting into a violent fight with her over, I don’t know, a text message or something. Well, as it turns out, they didn’t learn their lesson, which is: 'if you gotta beat each other, you don’t need each other.' ~Geto Boyz

Multiple sources have confirmed to Us Weekly that Rihanna and Chris Brown have been hooking up for nearly a year. So remember that Chris Brown lookalike Rihanna was rumored to have been dating? Turns out it was actually Chris Brown.

“[Rihanna and Chris] meet up very casually,” a source close to Brown says. “She comes to see him anytime she’s in L.A.”

Maybe I’m naïve, but I don’t see how that’s possible. If I know anything about the inner workings of celebrity news, it’s that the paparazzi have installed motion-activated cameras all over Rihanna’s body that go off every time she makes a drunken move. So wouldn’t they catch her in the act?

Still, a source in the music industry insists: “They can’t get enough of each other." The source adds: "I don’t see it ending well.”

Nostradamus over here.

"Rihanna loves to live dangerously, and talking to and hooking up with Chris is all part of that," adds another Rihanna insider.

Okay, here’s some hard evidence I found, though. Around New Year’s, Rihanna Tweeted: “I’ll always love u #1LOVE.” Moments later, Brown Tweeted: “Love U more than u know!”

I don’t want to toot my own horn, but that’s some damn good investigative skills, huh?! I feel like a character on The Wire!