The Luckiest Inanimate Objects of 2014

July 1, 2014 By:
The Luckiest Inanimate Objects of 2014
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These objects are all luckier than any human being in existence, by far.

This chair.

Which got to be slayed by Beyoncé in the “Partition” video.

 

This bowling ball.

That was held in the comforting grip of Nick Jonas.

 

These free weights.

Which witnessed Sebastian Stan pumping iron.

 

This microphone.

Which got to breathe in the deep voice of Idris Elba.

 

This giant bottle of sake.

That got drunk with Chris Hemsworth.

 

This Target basket.

Which hung on every move Jessica Alba made.

 

This winner’s card.

That was surrounded by four beautiful women: Leslie Mann, Cameron Diaz, Nicki Minaj and Kate Upton.

 

This sectional sofa.

That had the honor of keeping Jennifer Lopez comfortable.

 

This lei.

That rested around the neck of Joe Manganiello.

 

This pink stole.

That was wrapped around the waist of Rihanna.