Chris Brown’s NSFW Club Rant About Rihanna

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Chris Brown’s NSFW Club Rant About Rihanna

So, Chris Brown was originally just a violent doucheb*g who beats his girlfriend, and then he was an a*shole doucheb*g who screams at valets over $10, and now, he’s a crazy drunk doucheb*g who warns club goers not to sleep with Rihanna.

So, Chris Brown went to some place in Hollywood early Thursday morning called Emerson Theatre and decided that it would be a good idea to get on the mic and go OFF for about a minute on “How to Talk to Your Girlfriend.”

Whether the club goers liked it or not, Chris lunged into a NSFW rant about how he owns Rihanna’s p*ssy and that you need to tell your woman daily that she a “bad b*tch” or else she will cheat on you.

Some of this rant included, “You gotta say that one thing to her, and I made this s**t up. Don't make me have to tell you again that that's my p**** baby. It is mine, baby, babe, mine. Don't make me have to tell you again that that's my p**** baby. It's mine girl, it's mine girl, it's mine, so you better not give it away. So every person in this motherf***ing building, if you got a bad b****, you better say that to her cause she might f*** another [person]."

Chris Brown is basically a relationship expert, you guys. Naturally, about two people clapped at the end of the “speech” and everyone else booed.

Oh mind you, half of this bizarre monologue was SUNG by the rapper in drunk falsetto. It’s the worst/most hysterical thing we’ve ever seen and completely validates every suspicion we've ever had that Chris Brown is an idiot.

Watch the video below:

 

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