“She seems to be handling the breakup well," says the witness. "She had a big smile on her face and a skip in her step!"
That wasn’t a “skip”, that was her tripping because she can’t see. Cooper was reportedly not home while she was there. He was likely hiding in a bush across the street waiting until the coast was clear.
An insider recently said: “She tried to make it work but in the end it was too hard.”
Insert Bradley Cooper penis joke here.