Renee Zellweger Finally Leaves

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Renee Zellweger is moving on from her split with Bradley Cooper, as she was seen removing her things from his home on Thursday.

“She seems to be handling the breakup well," says the witness. "She had a big smile on her face and a skip in her step!"

That wasn’t a “skip”, that was her tripping because she can’t see. Cooper was reportedly not home while she was there. He was likely hiding in a bush across the street waiting until the coast was clear.

An insider recently said: “She tried to make it work but in the end it was too hard.”

Insert Bradley Cooper penis joke here.