The Internet has already gifted us with Reese Witherspoon’s totally fabulous mug shot. It’s like she’s trying to be demure, but obviously being bad, it looks like something straight out of a Terry Richardson photo shoot, FOR SURE.
Now, the Internet must think it’s Christmas because video of Reese being handcuffed has surfaced online and it is EVERYTHING.
To be fair, it’s a pretty grainy video and Reese is rather cooperative, so there’s no “get on the hood of the car!” drama going on…unfortunately.
In the video, Reese is taken out of the police car in handcuffs; she’s unshackled and then led inside the police station. Everything goes according to plan, except Reese wrings her wrists after she's unshackled like, "help me, I'm famous!"
We wish there was audio in the footage, because we want to know what other gems besides, “Do you know my name?” the starlet was compelled to utter.
Reese was supposed to have a hearing yesterday but it has been rescheduled for May 22 in Atlanta, because she was too busy in LA cancelling TV appearances to make it back to HOTlanta for a scolding.
In related news, Reese’s BFF Chelsea Handler (who has ZERO problem talking to the news) recently opened up about Reese’s arrest to Entertainment Tonight.
“She’s doing fine. She’s just trying to protect her husband, so…I mean, everybody makes mistakes so it’s not a big deal,” Chelsea revealed.