A few days after Drunk-gate, when Reese Witherspoon and her husband Jim Toth were arrested for disorderly conduct and a DUI’s respectively, Reese has pulled out of all her TV appearances that were supposed to promote her new movie Mud.
Thanks to the embarrassing incident, people STILL won’t know what the heck Mud is.
Reese cancelled her appearances on “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon” and “Good Morning America,” to avoid ever having to talk about the time she got wasted and yelled “Do you know who I am?” at a police officer.
However, this incident reminds us of a not-so-distant-past when Reese Witherspoon made a jokey appearance on Jimmy Kimmel and pretended to be a drunk.
No seriously, that was our headline for the story. Reese Witherspoon is a drunk.
It’s either a total coincidence or freakishly accurate foreshadowing. Either way, Reese isn’t going on TV until we all forget about her mug shut.