New couple Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal recently took a trip together to Napa Valley, CA. According to Us Magazine, on Nov. 10 the two checked into a private house together at the Carneros Inn.
They basically did nothing besides get massages, eat, and just hang out. You know, the fun stuff.
"They looked like they didn't have a care in the world," a ‘witness’ told Us Weekly. The witness didn’t stop with the cheesy quote there. The ‘witness’ added that after Jake gave her a kiss, "Reese looked like she was in heaven!"
Barf! Who talks like that? I don’t know about you guys but when I’m describing a new couple I don’t say things like “she looked like she was in heaven.” These ‘witnesses’ need to come up with less cheesy lines.




























