Hulk Hogan To Make An Even Bigger A** Of Himself

What is wrong with the freaking Hogan family? Can't they just go away for a few months? Hulk Hogan is back for more reality television in a series that does not sounds worth watching. We'll be way too busy watching more quality shows like I Love Money and Rock Of Love with Richie Sambora. 

Hulk's new show is called Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling. It will feature such D-Listers as Danny Bonaduce, Todd Bridges, Dustin Diamond, and Dennis Rodman. They need to hook up Nick Hogan on that show when he's released from the clink!