The Season 4 Season Finale of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” went out with a bang on Sunday night, and by bang, I mean, Teresa Giudice is bat-sh*t-insane and will go to ANY length to embarrass her sister-in-law, Melissa Gorga, which includes staging an elaborate fashion show just so she can prove that Melissa used to be a stripper.
What I’m saying is, the reunion episode is going to be nuts!
The three-part reunion show will premiere this Sunday on Bravo and until then we have this teaser trailer to tide us over.
This reunion special is the first time these ladies will face each other in a year. Obviously their bruised egos have been mulling over insults for the past year, because the cat-fighting has reached a new level of degradation.
Here are the best one-liners from the video, just to get you excited for the full episode:
“You in your Christmas pageant dress, sit back and shut the f-ck up.”
“You have three roles, blubber, blubber and blubber.”
“You’re a bitter ginger, with a twist of lemon face.”
“I swear on my dad, I never said you were a stripper.”
“You better watch your f-cking tongue, because I’ll cut it f-cking out.”
And of course, my all purpose favorite:
“You are garbage.”
Watch all the drama unfold here in this particular icy teaser.