Real Housewives of New Jersey

Equality of the sexes is apparently dead in New Jersey. When Joe Giudice speaks, he wants his wife Teresa to, “f**king listen, and shut up!"

In Sunday’s episode of "Real Housewives of New Jersey," Bravo's highest rated show of all time, the world learned just how much Giudice dislikes his brother-in-law Joe Gorga, as he ripped his wife a new one for having the audacity to speak to her own brother at a pool party.
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This is serious. Former Real Housewife of New Jersey star, Dina Manzo has left the Real Housewives show and her former life as a professional shit-show and is opening up about the dramalicious Bravo series for the last time ever!

If a blog post titled “the-truth” (Lol? Really?) she writes, “It’s a shame this TV show used to be about our lives and now some lives are just about a TV show. That’s not how it should be.”

On the show, her sister Caroline Manzo famously feuded with Teresa Guidice over something mean Guidice wrote about them in her cookbook. I have no idea what could possibly be that upsetting that could also be included in a cookbook. B-tches can’t make pasta sauce like I can.
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If you’re like me, and get this show mixed up with RuPaul’s Drag Race, you probably have no idea who any of these people are. I can only watch one Real Housewives franchise at a time, and I’m already dedicated to the sad sacks on RHONY. I don’t know if my soul can handle knowing about the petty problems of a whole new batch of women. But I guess we’ll find out…

So first off, cast member Melissa Gorga was rumored to be a stripper. She denied it, explaining that she bartended at a bikini bar while she was in college.

“My outfit was a tank top, shorts and sneakers. SORRY, no bubbies there,” the Real Housewife explained. Now, Jacqueline Laurita, another cast member, is outing the person who started the rumor—Teresa Giudace.
Ever season and every city of the Real Housewives are the same. Ridiculous women with too much botox, too much money and too much free time get in fights with each other while their tea-cup Chihuahua’s yap away in the background. Once the Bravo series launched in 2006 with "The Real Housewives of Orange County" American was so enamored that they decided to launch the series in 6 other cities. However, some Real Housewives are more screwed up than the rest, which begs the question, which Real Housewives spin-off cast is the most f-cked up?

Atlanta: The Real Housewives of Atlanta or HOTlanta as it's sometimes referred to, have a cat fight every 5 seconds. While the Beverly Hills casts have slow burning mutual hatred that sometimes show it's fangs at dinner parties or bridal showers, the Real Housewives of Atlanta just fight all the time, whenever they feel like it. At the mall, at the salon, at Champagne brunches, these women's crazy knows no bounds. NeNe Leakes got in a fight at a fancy party with designer friend Dwight Eubanks, and I have no idea what they were fighting about except that she kept shouting the phrase "10 thousand dollars" while tossing champagne in people's faces...
Just one year after releasing her own sex tape, Real Housewives of New Jersey star Danielle Staub is now a stripper.

TMZ obtained photos of the 48 year-old mother of two stripping for ScoresLive.com.

Find out more about her deal with Scores after the jump.
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After watching the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion show, we’re surprised any of the ladies got out alive. But now we know one person will not be returning to the show next season—Danielle Staub.

Bravo’s Andy Cohen confirmed the news last night in a blog post that read: "The reunion was Danielle's last appearance on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. We thought the hugs were a great way to end two seasons of bitterness between the women."

Staub has since spoken out about her departure, claiming, "I'm way too good for this. They have used me about as much as I can be used."

"I think it's time for me to move on and upward," she told Us Magazine. "I don't see any interest for me to be attacked like that."

So what’s next for dirty Danielle? Another reality show of course! "I want my own show," she said.

"I want to be me now. Not me according to other people. Me...a spin-off is absolutely, positively where I'm going."

She says the show will be about A spin-off, she says, would allow "my kids to be seen for the wonderful children that they are. I want to be shown as a mother, an artist, a supporter of my charities and the foundations that I'm passionate about. I want to use my platform to speak about the things that I love in my life."

She also said her search for her birth mother will be on the show as well. As for the other housewives, Staub thinks she’s better off without them. "The bottom line is, they need me, I don't need them," she explained. "They don't talk about anything but me. I don't talk about them, at all. I talk about me too! I have no need for them in my life. They have a great need for me to make the show successful. I made it successful."

With Danielle gone, New Jersey is going to need a new drama queen to fill her spot! Are you sad to see her go?
There's never a dull moment when the classy ladies of Real Housewives of New Jersey get together.

On last nights Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion Teresa Giudice attacked "prostitution whore" Danielle Staub within the first 10 minutes of the show.

When Danielle claimed that Teresa failed to acknowledge the birth of her nephew, Teresa jumped out of her seat, got in her face and started screaming "Do not bring up my family!"

She then called her a "f**kin whore...you mother f**king bitch...you're garage...you're a piece of shit...you're a piece of garbage."

Poor Andy Cohen tried to get in the middle to break up the fight and he even got shoved! "I didn't mean to shove Andy," she told Us Weekly.

"When I'm attacked, I attack back. I don't like to be held back or touched ... Listen, I know how to control myself. Just don't hold me back!"

Check out the hilarious video below! Warning: Turn the speakers down if you're at work.

We can not wait until August 30 when the reunion show for Real Housewives of New Jersey airs on Bravo. These women are crazy and clearly they don't hold anything back even when there are cameras rolling.

“Bitch, I’m going to pin you down,” Teresa Giudice tells prostitution whore Danielle Staub during the reunion show.

In the sneak peak you see the women walking out, pushing host Andy Cohen and getting dirty. We're surprised the cops weren't called to the set.

“You have consistently made threats [of] bodily harm to every single one of us,” Caroline Manzo tells Danielle. “You’re insane. You need to be medicated.”

We're convinced that Caroline is a mob boss. The way she speaks really frightens us. She is one person we would not wanna mess with.

The two part special airs on August 30 and September 6.
Is Danielle Staub getting the boot from Real Housewives of New Jersey? Maybe, maybe not.

There are rumors that Bravo doesn't want Danielle back on their hit show for the third season, and both Danielle and Bravo refuse to confirm or deny the rumors.

"Actually, I'm not even thinking about season 3 right now as I am considering many incredible options that have been presented to me," she says in a statement released to Us Weekly.

"Right now I just want to let fans know that we have a fantastic finale coming up next week and explosive reunion shows on August 30 and September 6," she adds.

"Don't worry," Staub insists, "next year, I'll still be the one you either love to hate or hate to love."

As crazy as this chick is, she makes the show interesting. It wouldn't be the same without her craziness.
A few episodes back, Teresa Giudice from ‘ Real Housewives of New Jersey’ went crazy on that 'prostitution whore' Danielle Staub denying that she was filing for bankruptcy.

Fast-forward a few weeks and Teresa's belongings are being auctioned off. She decided to address the bankruptcy reports by writing a blog on Bravo's website. Her blog writes:

Hello Baby Dolls!

Alright, I'm going to dive right in here. I don't read the tabloids and I've been spending my days with my four little girls, so I really only heard about all the new stories circulating about me late last night from my fans. Thank you all for the heads up, for the wonderful wishes and prayers!

Since I don't really pay attention to the gossip, I don't usually respond to it, but I've gotten so many questions from you all that I want to let you guys know the truth.

As you know, Joe and I filed for bankruptcy protection back in October 2009 primarily because of real estate deals gone bad in a bad economy. We didn't spend millions of dollars on gold toilets or private planes. We bought buildings, fixed them up, and tried to help other people start their own businesses or be able to afford an apartment. The economy crash trickled down to everyone. We worked so hard for so many years and it was heartbreaking to file, and not something we took lightly. Of course you can't sit in your bed and just cry all day, so we moved forward, got new jobs, and are working hard once again. The point is to get a fresh start so you can move forward.

If we didn't give fresh starts to people, we wouldn't have the following great American companies that were only able to be created after their owners' filed bankruptcy: The Walt Disney Company, Hilton Hotels, Hershey's chocolates, Macy's department stores, Heinz ketchup and even WalMart. If Sam Walton hadn't filed bankruptcy after his first store failed, he wouldn't have been able to build the largest company in the world that employs more people than any other: 2 million!

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