Rachel Uchitel, one of the infamous mistresses of Tiger Woods, has actually saved a marriage. Go figure, right?
Although Elin Nordegren would beg to differ, Miss Uchitel apparently saved David Boreanaz's marriage. David Boreanaz, who is famous for starring on TV's "Bones" and formerly on "Buffy," publicly announced that he cheated on his wife Jaime Bergman with the famous adulteress Rachel Uchitel back in May of 2010.
However, that cheating episode was apparently what his marriage needed to get back on track. Whatever works, I guess? He said the affair had been a "bonding experience" for him and his wife, "in the long run," he added.
Boreanaz tells TV Week that "In a sacred ground like marriage, you find yourself out of it at certain times for reasons unknown that can be destructive. There could be a demon that kind of comes out and overtakes you."
Why do these men hook up with Uchitel anyways? She's hot, I guess. But like how do they all find her? Does she run a dating site that you can only enter if you can prove you're a true celebrity?
Regardless, Boreanaz and his wife have made it through the "extremely rocky" periods, which is how he describes that night when he put his schlong into NOT-his wife's va-jay-jay.
Boreanaz's wife Jaime Bergman was a Playboy playmate, which is how she and Boreanaz met. They met in 2001 at a Valentines Day party at the Playboy Mansion and were married later that year.
Even with his infidelity he says he wasn't going to give up on his marriage.
"Do I believe in giving up?" Boreanaz recalls, "No, I don't. I'm a fighter. I'm a lover."
Also, Bergman and Boreanaz have two kids together, Jaden 9, and Bella 2.
In other mistress news, Rachel Uchitel herself actually got married two weeks ago. Her husband, Matt Hahn is a "business man" and former Football player at Penn State. They apparently went to a friends wedding over the October 3rd weekend and decided that they too should get a shot-gun wedding.
The couple headed to Las Vegas to the Little White Wedding Chapel and got married in front of only 12 friends. This is shocking because Hollywood's mistress isn't supposed to get married, right?
She told US Weekly that she and her hubby "are really happy and feel extremely fortunate to have one another."
Blah Blah Blah, she's pregnant. Case closed.