Wanna get a Hollywood playboy really depressed? It’s easy; ban them from the Playboy mansion. This is what apparently occurred to playboy Luke Wilson.
"I got DNA-ed from the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles. That means, "do not admit" - that's their special word. I tried to get a friend in and I'd shown up and they said 'Who are you with' and I'm like 'I'm with my brother Owen' and they're like 'We need to see him'.
"It was actually my friend Eckelman, who doesn't look anything like Owen. I was not allowed to go there for a year and a half. I had to make kind of a tearful phone call to Mary, the woman who kind of runs the operation. I said, 'Mary what I did was stupid. It was wrong. Hef's (Hugh Hefner) been so generous to me...' I actually did, I think, cry on the telephone!"
Shit I would cry if I got banned from the mansion too.