Jessica: Nick Had a Small Wee Wee
Jessica Simpson has been quoted by Times magazine saying "Nick Lachey didn't pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it."
On August 1st, 2006, Jessica Simpson was once again quoted saying more 'trash' about her ex-husband, she was quoted saying, "Nick's small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn't really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though."
Talk about a low blow! She just made my shit list for these comments. How can you say you "still love him" and tell the whole world he has a small package. Not cool...but I'd be lying if I said it didn't crack me up.