"I've been on the other side to these wild and woolly sluts that we are seeing around our lives these days and I've taken the other side. They need to get a life, get a grip. I mean someone should sit those ladies down. I started my life out as pretty wild but I have decided, after much growing and living, that it's time that we got nicer. I'm wearing underwear, in fact a lot of underwear. In fact I'm wearing all the underwear that those girls are not wearing - at least two bras and several pairs of panties."
--Bette Midler Slams Hollywood High and the Panty free squad