Completely cured of his bachelor party hangover, Prince William admitted to
having classic wedding jitters.
While taking a break from his rescue pilot
work, William said,
“I was telling everyone I did the rehearsal the other day and my knees
started tapping quite nervously.”
A wedding is nerve-wracking enough; imagine a wedding in which millions of
people, worldwide, will be tuning in.
Which is why I’m suggesting we stop calling it “royal”. The pressure to
partake in something named the “Royal Wedding” is agonizing.
To make it
easier for William, I suggest we start referring to it as “Billy and Kate’s
Wacky Wedding Ho-down.” There’s nothing you could do at that event that
would be more embarrassing than the name. Takes all the pressure off.
“It’s quite a daunting prospect,” William said. “But I’m thoroughly looking
forward to it but there’s still a lot of planning to be done in the last
He also expressed his delight at keeping his “stag” party details private:
“It's quite good news always to outfox the media, but it was a military
operation and my brother and I are very proud of how it went.”
The Ho-down takes place April 29th.