Prince Harry's Nude Photos Generated $23 Million for Las Vegas Tourism

October 11, 2012 By:
Prince Harry's Nude Photos Generated $23 Million for Las Vegas Tourism

Thanks to Prince Harry’s nude photo stint in Vegas over the summer, his penis has single-handedly stimulated the economy. I’m voting for Prince Harry’s package for president. I don’t care, I’m writing it in on the ballot.

The Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority just issued a report that says photos of Harry naked in his Vegas hotel room reached an estimated 154 million people worldwide, since the photos leaked in August.

They aren’t sure exactly how much his private parts stimulated (there’s a dick joke in here somewhere) the Vegas economy, but they estimated that his naked romp is worth about $23 million.

LVCVA Board Chairman Tom Collins announced at a recent board meeting, “God bless Prince Harry. He made us a bunch of money.”

Board members thought his scandal couldn’t have been more perfectly timed, since just months before, the city launched an advertising campaign about the hazards of what happens when you break the “what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” code.

See, and this is why Royal scandals are GREAT for America.

Still voting for Prince Harry’s dong for President.