Prince Harry Parties All Weekend In Vegas

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You know what they say…when in Rome, do as Romans do. When in Vegas, binge drink with a bunch of strippers till you wake up in a ditch with $300 in your pocket and no idea where you are.

Prince Harry took full advantage of his trip to Las Vegas over the weekend, partying three nights in a row.

He hit his Vegas trip off by dancing the night away at Tryst. He arrived around Midnight on Friday and stayed for a couple of hours. It was there that Harry met an attractive blonde woman, whom he was chatting up at his VIP table.

He also gave one of his security guards a lap dance, which cracked up his entire entourage. Eventually, a bunch of Harry Hunters showed up after hearing he was at the club, but they were turned away, as security told them it was "a private party."

On Saturday, Harry must've been nursing a hangover. Because he had a much more low-key night. He checked out the Cirque Du Soleil show, "O", at the Bellagio around 7:30. Prince Harry had a few Coronas while watching the show, and an onlooker overheard him saying he "loved the show."

Then, Harry made the miraculous discovery that fills us all with an inner bliss when we unearth it—you can get free drinks if you gamble. A source told People:

"He lost $300 gambling [Saturday
 morning] and his friends lost $200. He couldn't believe you got free
 drinks from gambling at the blackjack tables."

Thankfully, Harry's friends pulled him away before he put Buckingham Palace on the table.

From there, the Prince hit up XS Nightclub, again staying at his own VIP table. Must be nice not to have to wait in the line at the bar, desperately trying to get some service by stepping on your toes and making it appear as though you actually have cleavage. XS Nightclub's deejay, Sander Kleinenberg, Tweeted: "Playing moonbaton for Prince Harry...#onlyinvegas."

Harry stayed at the club until 4am.

But that wasn't enough for the young royal. On Sunday night, Prince Harry returned to XS Nightclub around 12:30 am. Yep, past midnight on a Sunday. Either I'm lame, or this guy goes hard.

On Sunday, Harry had vodka mixed drinks, his table filling up with Grey Goose, Dom Perignon, Fiji water and Coors Light. Uh, which of these things doesn’t belong? They had filet mignon, stuffed lobster, poached game hen, and a double-double animal style.

The same chick Harry was seducing on Friday, he brought with him on Sunday. She wore a Beatles T-shirt and black jeans. And you know the Beatles T-shirt was the most British thing she had in her closet, and that's why she wore it.

Harry left the club around 4am, and is expected to leave Vegas on Monday, where he'll head back to Arizona to participate in military helicopter training. And you thought your job was hard to do with a hangover.