My visual: Darth Vader screaming ‘Noooo!’ in Return of the Jedi.
Prince Harry has reportedly been banned from pub hopping as he prepares for deployment to Afghanistan. The Royal loves to party, we love that he loves to party, but sadly, the party is over.
Harry just completed his tour of the Caribbean and Brazil as part of the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee celebration, and now he’s set to dedicate 100 percent of his time to Apache helicopter training.
A source told The Sun: “"Harry has been told that his whole life is now dedicated to the Apache. He's been told that he can't spend every spare moment down the pub and can't risk spending more time on another Royal tour.”
So will Harry comply, or can we expect more drunken boob-groping pictures in the near future?
"Harry has taken those orders on board and assured the people who need to know that he will knuckle down and give absolutely everything to the final weeks of his Apache training,” the source said. “He is determined to get back to Afghanistan - and to do it in the Apache. He wants to serve his Queen and country more than anything."
I guess Prince Harry is growing up. Over the weekend, The Daily Mail published a story about Harry dancing in the streets of Belize to kick of the Diamond Jubilee. Well, Harry’s spokesman contacted the paper asking to point out that the Prince was not drunk at the party. He only sampled a local rum, cocktail and fruit wine, but that was it.
Who are you, Harry?
The spokesman says that the Prince’s military duties are now his “priority.”