Prince Harry is finally returning to Buckingham palace after a five-month deployment in Afghanistan.
While serving in the Army Air Corps, Prince Harry wasn’t a Prince but was referred to as Capt. Wales.
Well, now that he’s protected his country he can return to the things he does best, which is, uhhh party and uhmm party and uhmmm…well what WILL Prince Harry do now that he’s returning home? Here are our suggestions...
1) Date A Blonde UK Socialite: Harry has recently been linked to 23-year-old “model” Cressida Bonas, 25-year-old underwear model Florence Brudenell-Bruce, and The Saturdays singer Mollie King. However, the Prince is 100% single and ready to find the next up-and-coming pseudo model-esque socialite type.
2) Go Streaking Thru Buckingham Palace: He’s already conquered Vegas nudity, so he’s GOT to break-in Buckingham palace, right? It’s only fair.
3) Pull A Bieber: He’s already had nude photos leaked, so it’s going to be hard to top that. Make a sex tape? Leak a sex tape? Date a U.S. celebrity? Get caught smoking? Yeah..a drug scandal. That’s so Bieber of him. Prince Harry needs to get caught smoking a joint.
4) Date Taylor Swift: C’mon, how INSANE would that be? You know Tay would be ALL about it. Besides, it would round out the “royalty” portion of her dating pool.
5) Join Instagram: I really feel like I’m wasting my life every day that Prince Harry DOESN’T have an Instagram account. He is SUCH a party boy and Instagram was invented to show off party pics. It’s only right.