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While this is a ridiculously ageist thing to claim, who is actually surprised by this statement other than a raving feminist with a tramp stamp of Rosie The Riveter?

Hugh Hefner admits he's never slept with anyone over the age of 50, but when it comes to dating, he never dates older than women in their 30's. Oh right, because 20-somethings are so much more relatable to an 85-year-old man.


Earlier today we posted that the Lindsay Lohan Playboy issue was selling like hot-cakes, assuming hot-cakes are magazine filled with images of naked women. But this might not be true!

According to Hugh Hefner's twitter (the most reliable of sources) and some TMZ sources (also, super reliable, probably just texts from Lindsay herself) they said many outlets had sold out of the LiLo Playboy spread and that NY and LA had to re-order more issues of the mag.
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So it looks like Playboy got their moneys worth. Playboy reportedly paid Lindsay Lohan a million bucks to take it all off for their January cover, and despite the fact that the photos leaked online early, it’s doing really well.

Lindsay’s issue is doing so well, some cities like New York and Los Angeles had to re-order the issue multiple times, reports Lindsay Lohan TMZ.

And the people who were searching for the leaked photos online must have been impressed, because their online subscription got a huge increase as well. If only her movies did this well.
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"She's blonde and she has giant boobs but…then there's everything else. I don't know what to do! * sobs * I don’t know what to do…"

I think that pretty much sums up every straight man's perception of Lindsay right now.

Hugh Hefner approved Lindsay Lohan's anticipated Playboy photo shoot, but the t-tty mogul now admits, he wasn't sure about it initially.

"It really came as a surprise to me," Hefner told E! News. "I kind of had mixed emotions about it initially, and then it turned into something bigger than life."
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Yeah, you read that right, 50 Cent the rapper, wants to know what Lindsay Lohan’s va-jay-jay looks like, and luckily for him all he has to do is Google “Lindsay Lohan Playboy” and he can finally find out.

Lindsay Lohan just posed for a nude pictorial for Hugh Hefner’s iconic magazine. She was reportedly paid $1 million for the photoshoot and already the entire spread has leaked online ahead of the publications schedule release date in January.

Technically you can’t see Lindsay’s “cooch” (to use 50’s words), because it’s one of those “tasteful” photo shoots, also I don’t think the world is ready for a firecrotch, amiright? But still, 50 cent wants to peep Lindsay Lohan in the buff and admits he hasn’t searched for the photos…yet.
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Playboy was really hoping that Lindsay Lohan’s nude photos were going to stay under wraps, but after they were leaked online this week, they’re planning on releasing the issue early.

The leak caused such a frenzy, Hef tweeted that they’re going to release the issue earlier than expected.

"Because of the interest & the Internet leak, we're releasing the Lindsay Lohan issue early," Hefner tweeted Friday. "The Lindsay Lohan issue of Playboy is going to be a true Collector's Edition . . . Lindsay Lohan was the top search name on the Internet yesterday. Her issue goes on sale late next week. Hot. Hot. Hot."
Well that didn’t take long. Lindsay Lohan has leaked, my friends. And no, I’m not talking about alcohol oozing out of her veins. I’m referring to those soon-to-be legendary photos she took for Playboy. All ten of the photos from her shoot have leaked online, and in them, she wears a pair of YSL shoes, and nothing else. Well, maybe some lipstick too.

The photos hit the web on Thursday, and Lohan manages to channel vintage Hollywood glamour in the shoot. Love her or hate her, you can’t deny that the woman cleaned up her act for this project. Might I even suggest this is comeback worthy?
On Wednesday, Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy cover was leaked online, and she actually managed to look like she cleaned up her act.

Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy cover could mean a comeback for the troubled star. Hugh Hefner has a way of resurrecting or kicking off careers for women. As long as they have giant boobs.

Playboy has long been considered a career booster for celebs willing to show some skin. From Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy cover to Marilyn Monroe’s, we’re rounding up the most iconic Celebrity Playboy cover bunnies.

Marilyn Monroe: Marilyn graced the very first issue of Playboy. Fun fact, it’s the only issue of the magazine that doesn’t have the date on the cover. Hefner said he wasn’t sure there would be a second. He underestimated the male libido.

Goldie Hawn: Goldie appeared on the January 1985 cover wearing a white collared shirt, loosened black tie, posing inside of a giant martini glass.
Spoiler alert, she’s sitting on a chair backwards.

The cover of Lindsay Loha’s infamous Playboy shoot has been leaked online, and it features Lohan, naked of course, straddling the back of a Playboy chair that covers her private parts.

And the digital magician who Photoshopped the cover deserves a raise, because Lohan actually looks somewhat decent and not like a total drunken slob.

The cover shot is set to be officially revealed during Lohan’s interview on The Ellen DeGeneres Show on December 15.
Yeah, you read that right. Of all places to reveal nude Playboy photos, Lindsay Lohan has chosen the family friendly Ellen DeGeneres show to be the ONLY media outlet to get a sneak peek of her va-jay-jay.

Let me just get this straight, the same show that brought little girls in pink tutus on to sing Nicki Minaj songs, will be the same talkshow where Lindsay Lohan will do press for her nude Playboy photos? Yes? Ok, just checking. Not sure how the moms who make up the entire demographic of the Ellen audience feel about this, but unfortunately for everyone, it's happening.

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