Pippa Middleton is on the verge of releasing a party-planning book called Celebrate: A Year Of British Festivities For Families And Friends.
Today, the UK’s Daily Mail has released some excerpts from the self-written book, which details her experience with fame thus far.
"It is a bit startling to achieve global recognition before the age of 30 on account of your sister, your brother-in-law and your bottom," she writes in the book.
Pippa was referring of course to her expertly sculpted hindquarters that – admittedly – have caught her a lot of press and even more fans in recent years.
"One day I might be able to make sense of this,” she continues.
Allow me to explain, Pippa…You’ve got a good ass and guys are horny. Make sense now?
Her regally rounded rump is apparently so popular that it has earned her a fan club, Twitter handle and a website, Pippasass.com. The fan site features regular updates highlighting Pippa’s best feature in different outfits and angles (most of them are from behind and shot in a creepy stalker style).
The highlight of all the Pippa ass-related memorabilia is the infamous shot as she carries the train of her sister Kate Middleton's wedding dress.
“I think it’s fair to say that it has its upside and its downside," she writes in the book. “I certainly have opportunities many can only dream of – but in most ways I’m a typical girl in her 20s trying to forge a career and represent herself in what can sometimes seem rather strange circumstances.”
Celebrate has earned the author a $400,000 publishing deal. She might use some of the funds for her cross-sea relocation to NYC that has been rumored for some time.
Check out a tribute to Pippa’s infamous bottom below!