John Mayer Calls Perez Hilton a Dumb S**t That Lacks Control

June 23, 2009 By:
John Mayer Calls Perez Hilton a Dumb S**t That Lacks Control
Perez Hilton was certain he was going to get a ton of sympathy after twittering about his fight with Will.i.am, but what he got instead was backlash and a ton of bad press.

GLAAD, Fergie's family members and Will.i.am have already publicly slammed Perez, and now it's John Mayer's turn.

Taking to his twitter page, John called Perez a "dumb sh**t" and told him he "lacks control." He also jokingly told him he wants to train him "in an old martial art called 'Never Call A Black Dude a F*ggot Jitsu'."

Check out John and Perez's conversation via Twitter below...

On his Twitter page, Mayer said: "Last year Pink kneed me in the nuts outside Chateau Marmont. I was p*ssing blood for days. Did I make a scene? Perez Hilton's video statement is so long that by the end of it his cut healed."

Hilton replied: "That's real funny! Ha ha! And I'm sure you also think I 'deserved' to get hit!"

Mayer said: "Not true. In fact I'd like to train you in Krav Maga. Then you'll have the situational awareness not to get in someone's face. I also want to train you in an old martial art called 'Never Call A Black Dude a F*ggot Jitsu'."

Hilton said: "Dude, I get it. I GET IT. But it's not f**king funny to me. Karma would be me losing my site and going bankrupt or what have u. Karma is NOT getting punched in the face!"

Mayer responded: "From the heart, what you experienced these last 24 hrs is a profound lack of control. You can't blog the world, my friend. It's like The Matrix. You live in the Perez Matrix. You wrote the program, you can fly. Then you leave the Matrix, and oh, what the hell, you're not gonna get it. You're a sweet guy though."

Hilton said: "I live in my own world. And in my world, I would never punch someone. And in my world, that's illegal! Also, in my world, if someone repeatedly talks s**t about me, I ignore them or TALK as much s**t back. But that's just me."

Mayer said: "Today, the fourth wall came crashing down. Mario, you are human. I call upon Twitter to be kind to you."

Hilton said: "I'm not human! I'm a monster! Good night, John Mayer."

Mayer responded: "Good night Perez, you dumb s**t."