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Sarah Silverman Picks On Paris Hilton

June 03, 2007


It was obvious that Paris Hilton was going to be the target to Sarah Silverman's jokes at the MTV Movie Awards. Sure in shit it happened! Sarah took some shots at Hilton during the show.

She told the audience, "In a couple of days, Paris Hilton is going to jail."

"The judge says that it's going to be a no-frills thing and that is ridiculous. She is totally going to get special treatment," Silverman said.

"As a matter of fact, I heard that to make her feel more comfortable in prison, the guards are going to paint the bars to look like penises. I think it's wrong, too. I just worry that she's going to break her teeth on those things."

What do you guys think, did she go a little too far or was it hilarious?



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Reader Comments
5:24PM 03/15/08 Paul
Oh COME ON! Paris Hilton is an overexposed, overpampered, overindulged waste of skin. Any working class schmoe without a billionaire daddy who pulled half of the crap she pulls would be doing more than 72 hours in a low security jail. To listen to the whining little squit talk you would think she was Nelson Mandela. Life isn't fair; if it was she would be cleaning toilets in a diner in Jerkwater Missouri. She gets a little ribbing about how worthless she is? Boo f***ing Hoo.
11:25AM 12/01/07 Julee
It was funny and Paris Hilton deserved every second of that putdown.
8:04PM 11/29/07 Kay
That was mean, not funny, and totally uncalled for. It wasn't necessary. I'm not all that crazy about Paris Hilton, but that was just wrong. I don't like Sarah Silverman, she's just not funny to me.
1:52AM 11/28/07 Neety
Oh for fucks sake. Sarah Silverman is funny. She made a joke. Calm down. Paris Hilton is a stupid bitch. She went to jail. Why do you people even care? It was just a joke
7:51PM 10/27/07 dave
Maybe a good jewish spanking will teach her some manners.
7:50PM 10/27/07 bob
Horse FACE ??? Most jewish faces look like Birds!!!! Anyways, she is hiding in her "Jewishines Blanket of Protection" while she violently rips on other races for her own career.. its is just terrible.
9:29PM 09/20/07 Caitlin
People need to realize that Sarah's humor is just her poking fun at things in pop culture and/or socity at large just like any other comedian. And to thank Paris didn't bring those comments on to herself is to be truly niave, I mean honestly if anyone of us were to do what she did we would get a year, or at least six months, in prison. All this iss going to be is like she's researchign a stupid movie role or something for another horrible movie that only at most maybe 30 people see. I understand if Sarah's humor is not your cup of tea, but honestly do you really feel that bad for a spoiled little rich girl whose never had to earn or work for anything in her life?
3:09AM 09/17/07 Joe
Paris has everything...but no brain! Sarah keeps joking but has no fun!
3:03AM 09/17/07 Kavita
......some one said, villagers in India can put up better live shows! Grandma Jee Aap wahi village me jake live shows gekhiye. Yahan pe aisa hi hota hai. Why can't Paris show some interest in other people ex: Charity or something else?? Instead of being interested in showing her body. One must learn to take critisism.
2:57AM 09/17/07 Pavan
Sarah, great gig! Love you!!!!
2:54AM 09/17/07 Chak de
There are 2 ways to look at this issue. But lets lets look at it in the spirit of fun and taunting the 'pretty shit' thats making our society ugly. I am not a fan of either of those! Paris hilton OMG, can anyone tell me what is he good at? Other than spending her money and flaunting her frills? She is actually a good for nothing girl!! Sarah, on the contrary at leat tries to make people laugh and forget the uglyness of this society for few moments!
2:05PM 09/15/07 smartguy
Sarah Silverman is HILARIOUS! Stop worshiping the celebs, they already have the good life, so get a life and stop worrying about how they feel when you don't know them. Especially for people like Paris Hilton who deserves it.
10:17PM 09/14/07 basil
she sucks. no talent. ANYONE CAN BE CRUDE. do something original. you suck. sarah silverman is another talentless jew with backup.
7:27PM 09/14/07 m
she was brilliant. just listen to that crowd.
1:08PM 09/14/07 paris bashers r lame
fuck jeroldraven fuck therealest your just fucking pathetic that you arent on tv making headlines like paris. if you could be on tv for dancing naked on the streets you two would do it - and you'd teach all the kids on your block to do it too if you didnt rape them first
1:05PM 09/14/07 die sarah
all you idiots who keep saying that sarah has a right to make fun of people should seriously just lock urself up in jail too. is that what you are going to teach your kids? that its okay to make fun of other people? that its okay to humiliate other people? just because paris hilton isn't a role model, and she doesnt have to be, doesnt make it okay to jab at her like that.
1:02PM 09/14/07 fuck sarah
sarah is such a loser, she obviously cant come up with any funny material if she has to rely on making fun of other people. i dont endorse paris' antics, but what the hell, sarah is so jealous that paris hilton gets all the publicity and everyone talks about her, stop picking on her and come up with something that really is funny in its own right, what a lame ass loser
3:03PM 09/12/07 therealest
also bekkkii your a fagget
3:01PM 09/12/07 therealest
seriously fuck paris hilton she really is a stupid spoiled whore
4:31AM 09/12/07 jeroldraven
Jokes are to make everyone happy and lighthearted. What sarah is doing is not a joke but humiliation and that is very very wrong..... I hate her. People, even they are the worst do not seserve to be humiliated and ruin their evenings. hate her really....
4:51PM 09/10/07 bekkkii
i think it was wrong of her. i don't like paris hilton but i sure as hell wouldnt like someone make fun of me on live t.v and have to sit there and take it.
11:51PM 09/02/07 ted
silverman, just another jew whore
8:36PM 08/13/07 JE
I realize this blog is about idolization of hollywood scumbags like paris hilton and sarah silverman but be logical here people. The question is a false dichotomy...Sarah silverman wouldn't know funny is Jimmy Kimmel's balls were the warm center of the comedic universe and Paris is trust fund ignoramous (to all you Republicans against the "death" tax these are the people you are subsidizing...sleep well) Futhermore the Jewess Silverman has to be the paradigm of Hollywood semetic exceptionalism. For Instance could you imagine a german christian getting on stage and saying ,"yeah we killed 6 million Jews and I do it again."
12:01AM 07/20/07 ben
sarah silverman is a god. paris hilton is the gum on the bottom of her shoe.
6:00PM 07/09/07 aaron
I'm inraged that there are still people in this world that feel sorry for that stupid retard, paris hilton. What has this world come to? what is there to feel bad for her about? she's a no talent,undeserving bitch and i only wish the worst of things in life for someone who can be so self centered. Btw to those who are actually nieve enough to say paris hilton was mistreated, why don't you look at the facts. first of all, she went to the mtv movie awards for the publicity and probably they were going to pity her. Obviously she was sadly mistaken and she got bashed big time. I laughed so hard when they got the close ups on paris because you could tell she was trying so hard not to cry.What a big pussy!! All i have to say is, if you don't want people to make fun of you for being a spoiled, slutty, no talent bitch who thinks there above the law and is famous for nothing, then maybe you shouldstop acting like a spoiled, slutty bitch who thinks she's above the law. plan and simple. paris hilton isn't attractive and puts herself out there for more publicity, but at the end of the day over half the world wants to strangle her to death and that is all that matters. as for the jokes..she had it coming.boo hoo you crybaby bitch! go suck a penis. that seems to make you happy.
5:38PM 07/09/07 let me murder paris
i noticed alot of people commented that sarah went too far...well your stupid. at least she has the balls to say to whomever what she really thinks. Paris hilton is a waste of sperm and egg and i almost think she should've gone further with the jokes. It's not like paris hilton hasn't ever heard worse things about herself! I'm sure she reads about herself all the time..mostly because she's a conceited, self-centered whore. lastly, I love sarah silverman. shes totally rock n roll and to any panty wastes out there who thought she went too far, shut up. It's likely you love paris hilton and if you do..you might as well slit your wrists. She's just a big vagina looking for a big enough penis to fill her. to those who want paris hilton dead, I'm with you. sarah silvermans got balls!!!
8:19AM 07/01/07 Jared
Paris doesnt looked pleased maybe she should go and snort some cocaine to make herself feel better?
8:15AM 07/01/07 Dave
That was hilarious, you people shouldnt be so uptight and easily offended, fucking paris hilton followers
7:49AM 06/29/07 Fergie
sara silverman is a no talented self centered jerk 1st of all she is hideous 2nd no sense of style 3rd had no right to tear up paris like that the girl has feelings like everybody else in the world would sara like it if paris was tearing her up like that NO!!!!!so leave her alone ...paris did have it coming for her going there when she was already sentenced to jail but still have some pity for the girl? & who even saras jokes were even funny anyways i thought they were rude & stupid
12:08AM 06/26/07 Victoria
Sarah didn't do a joke on Paris.. she BASHED on her..I don't think your a true comic if you have bash on someone's situation because anyone can do that.. I'm not a fan of Paris but she did take it a little to far.
6:40PM 06/23/07 rassmguy
Anyone who feels sorry for Paris Hilton is deluding themselves. She's an idiot who has contributed nothing to this world and never will.
11:30AM 06/23/07 Ola
I noticed that the comment that i posted on June 7 was mixed up. My comment was posted under Joey Saucer's name. How weird!
8:47PM 06/20/07 jessica
i think that it was mean!!!! but it was funny as hell!!! i am suprised that paris didn't like the attention that she was getting!!!! maybe she didn't think it was hot!!!!!
0:22AM 06/20/07 jeannie
Boo-fucking-hoo...Paris got thrown in jail because she thought she was above the law. She is an heiress with millions of dollars. Can you say, "cab", "car serivce", "limo driver"? There was no excuse for her actions and that is whyt he judge threw the book at her. Since then, she has played the victim and because of that, she is fair game for comedians like Sarah Silverman.
6:50PM 06/18/07 Jimmy
Hosts at award shows, all kinds of award shows, make fun of many nominees or attendees. Whether it was funny or not is up to you--no one can dictate to you what to laugh at. If you were watching the show you probably know the type of humor MTV employs in it's shows. I don't understand any defense for Paris. Being arrested/detained for DUI twice and then being pulled over a THIRD time is inexcusable--celeb or not! Add her racist comments and those comments about social class and status, well, it sickens me that such actions are defended and belittled. America gives us many liberties and privileges but money does not give you a waiver to the consequences. A sign of the times when people think Paris Hilton is a positive icon; and yes I hate myself for indulging this urge to post here.
11:06AM 06/17/07 pinkgimp
sarah IS hot. and I wish paris had just let herself go and cried.
7:23PM 06/14/07 cory
sarah silverman is stupid, but im glad she ripped on paris because paris hilton can burn in hell... i dont know how shes a well-liked celeb. what on earth did she do to become that important. we have soldiers going away to war and paris gets more spotlight than them. pathetic USA
5:56AM 06/14/07 susan
Hey all you people saddened by Sarah's remarks, you don't need to feel sorry for Paris, she got what she deserved. she showed up at the MTV awards just to get some attention, pitty or whatever AND MAN SHE GOT THE ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:29AM 06/13/07 T.J.
Well I liked her jokes and I thought it was funny. Because Paris is a joke, just like she thumbs her nose at the law thinking she can get away with it just because of who she is. And we all know there are two sets of standarded in this country one for us commoners and one for the rich and famous. I guess justice can be bought as we have clearly seen in this case. And yes I am NOT A FAN OF PARIS...nor that of her family. And I don't care if I am bashed for it.
10:34PM 06/12/07 lovessarah tons!!!!
SARAH SILVERMAN IS FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!! AN I LOVE PARIS HILTON TOO!!!!!!! THATS HOT.. AND THE JOKES DIDN'T GO TOO FAR. THEY WERE GREAT! IF ANY OF YOU HALFWITS WHO "LOVE" PARIS THINK SARAH WENT TOO FAR THEN YOU DONT REALIZE THAT SARAH HAS THAT KIND OF SASS...SHES SASSY AND SHES BRASSY....AND FOR GOD SAKES!!! IF ANY OF YOU SO-CALLED PARENTS LET YOUR LITTLE CHILDREN WATCH THESE AWARDS, THEN NEXT YEAR DO SOME RESEARCH TO SEE IF IT IS APPROPRIATE. BESIDES MOST OF THE MOVIES THAT ARE GETTING THE AWARDS ARENT EVEN AGE APPROPRITE FOR THOSE LITTLE TOADS ANYWAY. I HOPE PARIS DOESNT GET RAPED CAUSE THAT WOULD BE SO NOT HOT.
5:30PM 06/11/07 maybe
Sarah Silverman was GREAT! Paris Hilton is a grown woman. If she can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
5:08PM 06/11/07 kat
THANK YOU SARAH SILVERMAN! this had to be one of the funniest things i had ever heard. sure maybe it was hurtful but who cares, paris hilton is a dirty whore, and she brought this all upon herself. yes she is a person, and every person deserves "some" respect, but if there is anyone in this world who deserves the least respect it is paris hilton, b/c shes a good for nothing absolute slut. Sarah Silverman, i applaud you for having the audacity to make such a bold statement. right on :)
2:42AM 06/11/07 reese
As it has been pointed out before, Paris is notdumb, she has had to be smart to pull off some of the things that she has, it just makes her more money to appear dingy. She is most assuredly smart enough to know that people get into trouble when they get stopped for drinking and driving! There is NO WAY she "didn't know" she was supposed to be driving and the fact that she was pulled over a second time only proves, as usual, she learned nothing. Her biggest problem is and will remain that her parents (especially Mommy) think that she is not supposed to get into trouble for anything! Her Mom and Dad have been going to clubs with both if their daughters since they were WELL below the legal age to get in, much less drink, but again, because of who they are, they think it should be okay. I think that alot of the blame for who she is as a person lies on her Mom! You should never teach nor allow your children to break the law forANY reason, or to make fun of people, races or circumstance. ALOT of her behaviors are because of what she has learned or been taught. Also, I am glad that this judge did his job. He should have given her time for her blatant ignorance of others lives and the law! If it had been anyone else-not famous- they would be doing more time than Paris is whining about! The stars generally get by with murder, sometimes literally!! I think there are so many things that Paris can learn from this, if only she chooses to do so, which I doubt. One of those being that she knows the people that hang out with her and invite her to their parties etc, are not her friends. The truth is, she probably has very few REAL friends. She has LOTS of people who hang out with her because of what they get or where they think it will get them and they care less about her. She also needs to learn that she should be acting her age and the list goes on. Someone that spends every single day of their life partying and shopping and getting their way is going to WIG OUT in solitary confinement- as she has shown after just a few hours. Hopefully she will be a better person.Let's hope she doesn't do like those who "go into rehab" to get help and can't stay away from a bar for a single day when they get out, otherwise the next time she goes to jail, it may be for the life of the family she kills while behind the wheel drunk!! (You may want to read that part to Lindsey!) As for Sarah Siverman's comments: it was Sarah Siverman! The same no talented person that I have yet to think is funny in ANYTHING that she has said or done! She is blasfemous and cruel and doesn't have a dry sense of humor- she just has none! She is always attacking others and I really don't understand why she has afforded the amount of success that she has thus far. Paris should have known though , that regardless of who the host was, they were going to make jokes about her(although this one was WAY out of line). The camera men would have known that she did not find it funny as well and should have not done the close up to drive it home, but maybe that will be one of the things to help open Paris' eyes. "Mommy Hilton" needs to open her eyes and try to be a mother to her daughter instead of a best Bud before it is too late, although at 26, it may already be too late for her to try and teach her daughter/s anything
8:26PM 06/10/07 nr
sarah silverman tried way too hard. she's a loser .
7:39PM 06/10/07 Julee
Hey, A-girl, maybe Sarah Silverman is losing fans left and right, but she's gained a whole new fan world up, down and centre with her hilarious remarks about Paris.
11:07AM 06/10/07 funny
i wouldnt piss on the best spot of paris Hilton, fuck her and the dick she rode in on. sarah silveramn is gorgeous with a great sense of humor
10:41AM 06/10/07 kate
aww poor paris! not! well done sarah silverman! its about time someone wiped the grin off paris hiltons ugly face!! if u think shes pretty there must be a screw loose! she a horrible looking c**t!!
9:28AM 06/10/07 Tracy
i thought it was funny.. perhaps I like crude humor. Sarah Silverman sucks though... it was low, dirty cheap and mean. Besides, if it was about somebody else, Im sure paris "might" have laughed...
9:07AM 06/10/07 mg
Sarah's jabs at Paris were hysterical! What was even funnier was the camera panning out to Paris who looked thoroughly ticked off - poor spoiled little snot isnt used to not having everyone kiss her anorexic rich butt - you make a reputation for yourself, you better be prepared for what naturally comes with it. Generally, I want to puke everytime I hear the name Paris Hilton- UNTIL Sarah that is! Keep us laughing girl! You rock :)
8:13AM 06/10/07 Raymond
Paris Hilton is self centerted and stupid. She as no singing or acting talent. she thinks she can get away with anything. Well guess what Paris, have fun in jail for 45 days. GO SARAH. She deserves it.
7:17AM 06/10/07 A-girl
The comment Silverman made about Paris at the MTV Movie Awards was below-the-belt tasteless. As much as everyone dislikes the party-girl trust-fund baby, she's not Hitler or Hussein...that joke was a downright tasteless blond joke, and I think Silverman needs to get good material fast if she wants to stay head-above water in this business...she's losing fans left and right...
3:37AM 06/10/07 Julie
So the rich blond who likes to use the "N" word was upset at the MTV awards. How "like" sad! The dumb blond after being caught twice driving drunk, had to go to jail. How "like" unfair! I'm sure justice was served when the porn star was able to be under house arrest! But then after a spray tan and busilly preparing for the 'Freedom Party' she was throwing at her mansion for herself, the Poor Dear had to return to jail. How "like" tragic! Most pathetic of all is that this stupid person will never realize that the world has been laughing at her for years. Anyone who poses continually with her legs crossed needs some serious help. Her pictures sell because she always looks the fool. Silverman said what everyone was thinking.
6:37PM 06/09/07 Rafael
Hilarious!!! Sarah Silverman is a comic genius.
5:53PM 06/09/07 Hilarious!
That was HILARIOUS. You've got absolutely no sense of humor if you don't find that funny. And for anyone sympathizing with Paris... get real. Like she would give two shits about you>???
3:55PM 06/09/07 Farfel
Paris sucks, but Sarah sucks even more. Looooooooosers. Silverman is a nothing comedian, whose "work" caters to 11 year old boys. Gee Sarah, I wonder how many fart jokes will be in the next episode of your show?
2:33PM 06/09/07 viren
I love Sarah for her style. It is well-known fact she does not give it a shit when it comes to doing what she is best at. And especially if target is a cheap-stunt like Paris, why the @#$% she should care? Sarah is just great. Love you always Sarah. :-)
1:30PM 06/09/07 Balsof Steele
Paris Hilton is Hollywoods best paid coke dealer. With your coke, you get a free blowjob! I mean, who else gets paid to come to parties? Hookers and coke dealers!
10:30AM 06/09/07 nicki
It was funny! Paris has been making fun of girls like Sarah her whole spoiled life. What goes around comes around. And let's not forget- If Paris could behave herself, she wouldn't be going to jail.
7:43AM 06/09/07 Julee
Paris has said and done a lot of shit that would make anyone else with 1/2 a brain cringe in shame and embarassment. That's fine for Paris to drive drunk if she would only harm herself in an accident. But I'm worried some day it may be my small son she takes out instead of herself. And I know she wouldn't care about that as she has been caught on a DUI issue before. I see an over-proud, spoiled, smug, vain young woman who has no respect for anyone or anything because it's obvious she's been raised to believe she's this precious. She sets an example to young people of what not to be like. Shame on bubblehead Mom for raising a perfect bubblehead daughter. Proof that not even money can buy brains, whether you marry into the wealth or inherit the wealth. Sarah Silverman in my opinion is a genius.
3:18AM 06/09/07 Kelly
It's my belief that all Paris cares about is Paris. The joke was a bit on the mean-spirited side, yed. But I do believe she had it coming and deserved every bit of it. Seriously, if it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and so forth. Paris's constant bed-hopping has made her an easy target.
11:40PM 06/08/07 jay
Sara has no class. Paris has many flaws but is still a person. This is to be expected from a comic who thinks children who have been sexually abused is a topic that is funny.
9:53PM 06/08/07 sarahisawsome
hahahh i lover sarah silverman paris is a stupid whore and that joke was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
7:26PM 06/08/07 Sauce
HEY "SWEDISH GUY" YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING MORON!!!!
7:18PM 06/08/07 cmb
everyone is to quick to jump on the "poor paris" band wagon. have we forgot what kind of person she is? as much as i hate to admit it, i have seen a few episodes of her show with nicole ritchey, and in every show she had total and utter disregard for the working class people. it made me sick how she treated those people. they are better people than I, because if she degraded my family or myself like that i would have slapped the shit out of her little disrespectful ass. So piss on her---she gets no sympathy from me. i would like to see celebrity boxing come back and have sarah silverman beat the conceited, ill mannered, disrespecful bitches ass!!!!!
7:17PM 06/08/07 Kid
Kat, how many of us are a public figure and still put out a porno of themselves. How many of us are above and beyond wealthy and screw up as much as her. She obviously needs it if she's doing the same stupid things over and over again. What do you to teach someone wrong from right? If nothing else works, humiliation will. Especially in front of 3,000 people. I don't condone ridicule but Silverman was on target. And derek, you read my post wrong. I said Paris has made no contribution.
6:16PM 06/08/07 mon
Paris laughed like hell when Her moron friend called Lindsey firecrotch. She really can't take the tables turned on herself....too bad.
4:40PM 06/08/07 katherine
Silverman definitely went too far with that one, I'm not a Paris fan or anything but its just rude to make a cruel joke at someone else's expense, EVEN if its Paris Hilton. Silverman was very tacky and in my opinion shes never been a good comedian and after her cruel joke i definitely a lot less of her (Ive never liked her in the first place). Maybe she ran out of good material so the only thing left was to make jokes about people who would otherwise never think twice about her...
4:34PM 06/08/07 Ashley
Paris Hilton needs to learn a lesson. She's a horrible role model and an absolute slut. She's a celebrity, she's obviously going to be made fun of. This shouldn't be such a shock, with everything that she does. Way to go Sarah Silverman!
3:34PM 06/08/07 cb gb
boo hoo, bottom line is this, nobody would have said shit if the little spoiled bitch wasnt going to jail. it would have been another joke by any comedian. paris hilton is a worthless individual, she has done nothing but embarass her family name, clog up my television with her stupid childish antics, and has zero intelligence. i dont know why her parents let her do some of the shit she does, if it were my daughter i would lock her ass in her room for a year or send her to a no frills camp. as for sarah silverman, she was right on with any and every joke she made about paris. silverman will say what people are afraid to say but want to. it is my opinion that sarah silverman is much more appealing to me that paris. she ahs personality and is extremely attractive, where paris is like a fish (we all have seen the video). so all you sorry ass people defending her think about that when she is out of jail again because of her name and not doing her time like she should.
2:04PM 06/08/07 CHRIS
I thought what sarah silverman said was sooo rude i mean have a fucking heart i mean it must be hard enough on someone to have to go to jail but on top of that some D list girl is talking shit about you on national television like basically to your face! Sarah's a bitch and deff went too far she needs to get over her self
12:45AM 06/08/07 James
Sarah has class--all of it low. We've become an unkind nation. I'm no fan of Paris. But I don't like hitting people when they're down and that's exactly what Silverman did. How many of you have ever been ridiculed? How many of you have been ridiculed in front of 3000 people? How many of you have been ridiculed in front of a worldwide television audience? Think you'd like it? No matter what you've done in the past, I don't think you'd ever forget the night the whole world laughed at you. Have some feelings. Have some compassion. You don't have to like Paris Hilton. But you don't have to revel in her public humiliation either.
9:05AM 06/08/07 kat
how can autone feel sorry for her shes racist,and called mischa barton fat.she deservede it.
3:07AM 06/08/07 fresh
Life hurts... as you make your bed.... The joke was awful funny! Paris deserves every inch what she got cos she asked for it! That's the life of a celeb..positive or negative publicity, you gotta take it as it comes... poor poor baby! The jokes on her cos she brought it upon herself! I mean... what the blip is she doing going for an award the night before she goes to jail?!
11:30PM 06/07/07 y
Whoever said that Sarah does not contribute to the world is a complete idiot. The reason Sarah's humor is uncomfortable is because she brings to light our deepest human thoughts and prejudices. As for feeling sorry for the drunk driver who escaped her sentence, my mind immediately snaps to the video of Paris meanly giggling through Brandon Davis publicly ridiculing Lindsay Lohan by calling her names such as "fire crotch" and saying she had a "stinky beaver." Paris' behavior was rude. At least Sarah's commentary was earned by Paris. How does it feel to be publicly humilated, Paris? Not so great when the shoe is on the other foot.
6:51PM 06/07/07 derek
First of all, I don't like Sarah Silverman. However, in this case I'll make an exception. Sarah wasn't hard enough on her. The only way Sarah could have gone overboard in my eyes is this scenario... *fantasy wavy screen effect* After the last joke, Sarah pulls out two daggers dripping covered in salt and tabasco sauce. She jumps off stage, runs up to Paris and then sticks the points in Paris' eyes, twists them a bit, and then drives the blades on home into her brain. Then Jack Nicholson makes a joke and everyone laughs harder. That would have satisfied me. If Sarah squatted over Paris' twitching corpse and pooped into the empty cavities where eyes once were, that would have been overdoing it and I probably would have been grossed out. Also, I hope people who like Paris get some kind of terminal disease within the next few days, preferably a painful one.
6:43PM 06/07/07 sarah's b-boy
Sarah was on point. Paris is a public figure and her stupidity for thinking she is above the law is what landed her here in the first place. She had to have seen it coming, ask a Kennedy, Taylor, Jackson, Limbaugh, Downey...
5:44PM 06/07/07 Kid
You guys apparently know nothing about Sara Silverman. She insults people. Whether or not Paris was 'ok' with it or not is not her issue. She's a comedian. What are you? Some kid who watches MTV through routine and because you wanna be 'cool'? Shove off. You're a moron. Nobody says you have to think Sara is amazing but she's more than you are, obviously. As for Paris Hilton. She asked for it. She's practically open 24 hours a day. She brought it on upon herself. She's incompetent and the only reason I'm angry she's going to prison is because people have to pay taxes to support her dumbass. She has made NO contributions to society whatsoever. She's useless. Morons.
5:44PM 06/07/07 Kid
You guys apparently know nothing about Sara Silverman. She insults people. Whether or not Paris was 'ok' with it or not is not her issue. She's a comedian. What are you? Some kid who watches MTV through routine and because you wanna be 'cool'? Shove off. You're a moron. Nobody says you have to think Sara is amazing but she's more than you are, obviously. As for Paris Hilton. She asked for it. She's practically open 24 hours a day. She brought it on upon herself. She's incompetent and the only reason I'm angry she's going to prison is because people have to pay taxes to support her dumbass. She has made NO contributions to society whatsoever. She's useless. Morons.
5:44PM 06/07/07 Kid
You guys apparently know nothing about Sara Silverman. She insults people. Whether or not Paris was 'ok' with it or not is not her issue. She's a comedian. What are you? Some kid who watches MTV through routine and because you wanna be 'cool'? Shove off. You're a moron. Nobody says you have to think Sara is amazing but she's more than you are, obviously. As for Paris Hilton. She asked for it. She's practically open 24 hours a day. She brought it on upon herself. She's incompetent and the only reason I'm angry she's going to prison is because people have to pay taxes to support her dumbass. She has made NO contributions to society whatsoever. She's useless. Morons.
4:34PM 06/07/07 kristina
I THINK SARAH SILVERMAN DID HER JOB AS A COMEDIAN. PARIS KNEW THAT SHOWING UP TO THE MTV AWARDS WAS GOING TO BE EMBARESSING 4 HER, I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS *AND PEOPLE NEED 2 LEARN HOW 2 TAKE JOKES!!!!!
2:39PM 06/07/07 andy
hahaha it was awesome. come on, Paris totally brought this on herself. is she that dumb to realize she isn't the butt-end of millions of jokes everyday?
12:47AM 06/07/07 Swedish Guy
Thats so lame 2 pick on someone else. And if you guys thinks Sarah Silverman is funny then you serously need some help. Sarah Silverman its a grownup nerd who need to talk shit about Paris 2 feel herself much better! But the true is that PARIS IS SOO MUCH HOTTER AND BETTER THAN YOU SARA! U R THE GREATEST LOOSER THERE IS!! GO FUCH URSELF! :P
12:25AM 06/07/07 kayla
Well, I wonder if some of you have changed your tune. "Leave Paris alone, she's going to jail, isn't she?" Well, I didn't think Sarah was funny either, but I was happy to see someone finally say what we're all thinking...right in front of Paris. The girl needs a reality check. Especially now that's she's managed to evade the punishment that she truly deserves!
11:33AM 06/07/07 WENDY
paris can dish it but she cant take it! well said sarah
11:29AM 06/07/07 COUGAR93R
RIGHT ON SARAH! Paris Hilton deserves that plus a whole lot more. Just because she has money (daddy's money) she thinks she is above the law and better than anyone else???? She is a stupid moron and nothing but a JOKE!
10:18AM 06/07/07 Me
Sarah Silverman isn't very funny but Paris deserved EVERY bit of the shit she felt like after Sarah said those things. Paris is a fuckign moron.
10:12AM 06/07/07 brandon
fuck parris!! sarah was fuckin hillarious!!
9:41AM 06/07/07 Ola
I would not say that Paris Hilton deserved what she got that night but It is not like Sarah is lying. She made reference to Paris sex tape and made a joke out of it. It sounds mean but it is true. The truth sure hurts but Paris need to get her priorities straight. She needs Jesus in her life.
0:06AM 06/07/07 Joey Sauer
Sarah's jokes were a bit desperate and she did try a little too hard, it was pretty terrible off everyone to applaud Sarah when she announced Paris' jail sentence. Paris may not of always been the greatest person, but she is certainly interesting and the sex tape really isn't as bigger deal as people make out. Billions of people have sex every day, she just happened to have the misfortune of it being posted everywhere around the world. Regardless if wether people like her or not, I do and if people deny it, I bet they secretly enjoy the Simple Life or one of her many business managed ventures.
6:10PM 06/06/07 Lip
Wow. It still amazes me how many idiots like Paris Hilton. She's worthless. She asked for this and 1000 times worse. I hope she never comes out of jail. Since she's been locked up all the smog in the city has gone away.
5:03PM 06/06/07 fuck paris
GO SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:41PM 06/06/07 Raul
No wrong about it! paris is the archetip of everything that is going bad in this society! Good for Silverman to say that on a show mostly seen by a young audience, they need to know that she ain't a role model at all and her whorish cocaine addict behaviour is a sad joke hated by everybody, look how the public reacted when Sarah mentioned that she is gonna jail! ufff
1:33PM 06/06/07 MoNkEY
doesn´t.
1:32PM 06/06/07 MoNkEY
FUCK PARIS!!!!!! FREETEMPO!!!!! FREEMUMIAH!!!!!! .....bitch don´t even suck like she should.
1:20PM 06/06/07 MoNkEY
Fuck Paris! dat bitch´s not going to be in a 25 to life sentence, she has been living la vida loca and now it´s time for her to learn a lesson, this girl silverman was so funny, even my dog was laughing at paris. i hope paris to get something positive about this experience, but dat bitch is retarded so, i doubt it.
12:38AM 06/06/07 djmcg07
Pooor Paris! You're crazy to feel one bit sorry for this wannabe celebrity! Shes famous for being born into millions, a best-selling porn tape and one of the worst "reality shows" ever!Who goes to an pseudo-award show hours before going to jail anyway? Way to go Sarah, that was f*@kin funny!
12:34AM 06/06/07 iliketoya
Yeah And I bet most of you who insult paris r perfect people right? Nope. Most of you sound jealous and young. If paris deserves it then so does evry1 else the whole world. Although for paris karma is a bad motherfucker with bad timing 2. But u live and learn. You'll still b rich in the morning. Next time get drunk and ride the limo. I mean its not like she cant. U probably have a million of them. And although iam not a paris fan, nor do I feel sorry 4 her, cause it goes if u do the crime do the time.But some of u make it sound like paris is the evil queen witch who sacrafices children. I mean how much negativity should 1 women get for being the way most men like women to be. she aint saddam hussein. If paris has to learn to humble herself this way, I cant wait 2 c the other celebs who need it get it.
12:00AM 06/06/07 jen
Yes, I do agree that silverman is very good at deconstructing what would otherwise be very crass humor. But, Devona, you are forgetting that Paris was in the room which was filled with all of her peers, not to mention TV camera's. That, my DEAR, is uncalled for.
10:03AM 06/06/07 hilarious!
amazing, in one word just amazing. I was really really hoping Paris would just start to cry right there on camera but unfortuntately she held it together. If you're going to let your ex boyfriend release a video tape of you guys having horribly awkward sex complete with him telling you to shove a champagne bottle up your vajayjay you should probably get used to a few jokes at your expense.
7:44PM 06/05/07 jokester
I seriously think that anybody that likes Paris Hilton is a loser stuck in their room masturbating to their computer wallpaper of her. She is not even pretty, not even smart. She used her name and her cocksucking ability (which really wasn't that good a technique), and a timely release of that video to promote her suckass series. She really redefines the meaning of "casting couch". Silverman did nothing out of line and really could have done more. As far as "kid-worthy", what kind of parent would let there "impressionable" young child watch that show in the first place? It goes on all night! That is why it is on after normal bedtimes for young-uns. Anybody busted for drunk driving after being busted for drunk driving is an idiot anyways. Maybe the scorn will help her grow the fuck up.
7:30PM 06/05/07 Bruno
I think everyone is missing an obviou point. Silverman is trying to mock Paris for being trashy, slutty, etc. but her joke was sleazy and juvenile. Instead of attempting satire that would make a valid point about Paris's decadence, Silverman mucked around in the sleaze of third-grade bathroom humor.
5:37PM 06/05/07 Gator
without the money,,,Paris would be just another "HO"... REDUCED SENTENCE MY ASS...she should have gotten just what the normal person would have got,,,period
4:21PM 06/05/07 scorpio16
Paris is a complete idiot. She deserved everything that was said about her the truth hurts. Everyone that feels sorry for Paris needs to learn how to take a joke. Paris is an idiot and I am glad she is going to jail so that maybe we dont have to hear about her in the media every damn day.
3:59PM 06/05/07 pr
Sarah Silverman is just moved up in my ranks. Forget Paris. By the way, for the person who thinks Sarah is too old to host the show should think about John Norris. The guy has his AARP card.
3:05PM 06/05/07 JennYfer
You Paris fans are so ignorant. She got a slap on the wrist.I am glad she has to be an adult and pay some time for her immature behavior. As for you Sarah Silverman haters she did not write the joke.Mtv came up with. She was just doing her job. Want to judge someone? Judge Paris - she could have seriously hurt someone with her drunk driving.
2:29PM 06/05/07 coolio
In one word: Bullseye
2:27PM 06/05/07 Casey
I think it was hilarious. you people are so dumb. Paris is a terrible role model for young girls. im 17 and i find her disgusting. she is famous for sex tapes, ludicrous behavior, getting drunk everynight and for driving under the influence, and youre telling me that joke went a little too far? she deserved the joke and whatever else joke, she goes looking for it, what the fuck was she doing at the awards right before she went to jail anyways everyone knows she was going to be made fun of. If paris had killed ppl while driving under the influence, everyone would say PARIS IS HORRIBLE but because she didnt its like let it slide. and thats crap. stop standing up for paris people. give me a break
2:02PM 06/05/07 scot
wrong,celebs and famous people are generally cold and heartless.
1:26PM 06/05/07 Henry
Yeaaah great. haha
1:18PM 06/05/07 fuckparis
feel bad for paris hilton? the multimillionaire waste of space who does nothing to better this world and insists on injecting herself into pop culture? she's famous for sucking dicks on camera, right? she deserves everything she gets. she makes no effort to be a good person. fuck that coke head slut and all you small-minded idiots who pay attention to the likes of her, shitney spears, lindsay blowhan and every other worthless "news" story. do something important and meaningful with your lives. do something that makes a difference. learn to read. no wonder society is going down the shitter with all these little idiots blinded by hollow celebrity when there's actual life happening all around you.
12:49AM 06/05/07 Jacob
HAHAHAA, i laughed my balls of! Sarah Silverman is great! Too bad she didn't tell more jokes about paris. She is sooooooo annoying, spoiled and stupid, she deserved it!!! Welcome to prison paris, i hope you will learn your lesson: you can't buy anything with money!! Show some dignity, and get out the spotlights! Marry a nice man, get some children, and give them a proper aducation! And, clean the house every day! Toilets included!!
10:09AM 06/05/07 Y
Yihaa!!! Fucking briliant!
9:38AM 06/05/07 iliketoya
It doesnt'e matter what kind of person paris hilton is. Since when did we as humans have the right to call some1 elses bluff. That was wrong and paris should have busted her ass lovely. I mean ,she even hesitated to say it because she knew paris was in the audience. paris is no different from bad ass city kids or bored out country kids. kids all over this country and adults get drunk and drive smoke weed aeverything. but u people r always putting celebrities on pedestals to the point where we can almost control there every move. Fuck that paris your rich your beautiful . Now u are a whore but be proud whick I know u are.Befriend some of your fellow prison mates so when they get out u can go with them and fuck sarahs plain wannab seen ass down. Im not a fan of yours. But i do realize your human and have a right to be as free as u want. How about you guys be an example to your own kids and friends and stop depending on thr rich and famous to do it.
8:14AM 06/05/07 Reeves
In this day and time people can't go around calling people "NIGGERS" because you could get knocked the fuck out!!! That's exactly what Paris has done!!! Fuck her with her disrespectful ass!!! She deserved to be, belittled, and humiliated!!!! SARAH,SARAH,SARAH!!!! :)
6:37AM 06/05/07 Mikey
Was the joke mean? Sure as hell!!! Was it funny? You bet you ass!! Paris Hilton is a terrible role model. She should be driven out of the spotlight and into a dark cave where she can live the rest of her life thinking about how dumb she is. Drunk driving alone is enough to make me hate her. Your fucking RICH!!!!! Couldnt she afford a chauffer or something? She could have killed someone! She deserves everything she gets. You wanted to be famous honey? Well there is a price to fame. You open yourself up to the worlds relentless scrutiny. CRY!CRY!CRRYYYYYYYY!!!
6:18AM 06/05/07 hendrik
she can blow me allllllllll day
6:17AM 06/05/07 jvw
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5:39AM 06/05/07 grrrromit
The reason most comedians who try to use Sarah Silverman's style fail is because most of them don't have perky breasts and a cute face. Take those away and she's just a fishwife with low self-esteem.
5:37AM 06/05/07 grrrromit
I think they're both mean spoiled princess bitches.
4:59AM 06/05/07 cori
i think sarah is awesome. who is paris????? Britney and Lindsay are skanks, too but at least they attempt to "work" for their money. Paris is a spoiled ho whose is famous for nothing and making fun of others.
2:12AM 06/05/07 Ashley
I missed the show but I herd what was said and Paris deserved what she got. Its really fucked up that she doesnt have to do the 45 days and then they isolate her so no one hurts her. Thats a bunch of bull shit.
0:23AM 06/05/07 bs
she sorry:)
0:19AM 06/05/07 bs
hahaha that was the best!!!Like why should anyone feel bad for her??What do she do good for our world but make it more fucked up!!What if the mess could hit someone's kid!!She deserves what sg=he is getting!!
11:03PM 06/04/07 kj
Cmon! Im SO glad Sarah made Paris out to be the ass she is. And infront of millions!! Paris is a rich retard and the fact that she compares herself as the new iconic blonde of the century (aka the new Mariyln Monroe), she fuckin deserves it. She needs to wake the fuck up. I hope she gets butt raped by a big fat dyke in jail!! yes!!
10:58PM 06/04/07 al
if you acheive the fame you desperately desire, your actions become a perfect bullseye. if the joke is timely and delivered with precision, you're a perfect comedian. paris earned her respect, or disrespect, like everyone else.
10:04PM 06/04/07 amy
well if u have shitloads of money, what else is there to do? good on her! i wonder why the world is so wrapped up in the celebrity world and not there own.
9:03PM 06/04/07 richie
gotta love hate and jealousy. hehe... i lol'd when i asked myself wtf sarah silverman is?
8:39PM 06/04/07 rr
that ugly ass horse-faced Jew bitch wishes she was as famous as Hilton...Paris hands out more in tips than that jew pays in taxes....pure jealousy
7:47PM 06/04/07 Brick996
Funny shit!
7:30PM 06/04/07 micah
silvermans career is over and she doesnt even know it yet...paris is getting her kharma...but for silvermans empty seared soul it will be far worse when it comes around to her..in the form of...nobody will know who sarah silverman is in a few years...but everyone KNOWS who Paris Hilton is..ive never liked paris..but i believe she will become human after this...
6:47PM 06/04/07 Amy
sorry, my response was directed at Good vs Evil, not GG
6:42PM 06/04/07 Amy
GG, first you said you DISLIKED paris hilton and were JEALOUS of her. Then you tell all of us that we are EVIL and have HATE inside of US...Can you say HYPOCRITE? Dumb slut.
6:21PM 06/04/07 Jennifer
That was hilarious!
5:59PM 06/04/07 nancy
sarah silverman is fucking gay... and if you like her or that her comment was funny... then you deserve to be shot in the knees.
5:53PM 06/04/07 jo jo
sarah silverman suckssssssssssss ass! she's not funny, she's obnoxious, oh yea, and she's ugly. i don't like paris hilton to much.... but she didn't deserve that rude ass comment from a tard like sarah.
5:07PM 06/04/07 David
Those of you who stood up for Paris have only one thing left in life but to join the whole Bush family of crooks and murderers and flush yourselves down the nearest Water Clost
4:59PM 06/04/07 Good vs Evil
I dislike Paris Hilton but to tell you the truth I'm just jealous of her because she is WAAYYYY ritcher than me, other than that, what did Paris Hilton do to any you to HATE her? I mean you're never gonna meet her so why hate a person that you'll never have to meet or even see in person for that matter? WHY??? I personally think people are EVIL for even thinking that Sarah Silverman's "jokes" (if you can even call them that) were even remotely funny, you my friend (especially jealous women that their boyfriends are downloading "One night in Paris" as you read this) have HATE inside you and you should be ashamed of your self. Go and please your man right now goddamn it.
4:55PM 06/04/07 GG
Everyone who feels sorry for Paris Hilton really should not, I mean the girl became known after her nasty sex tape. She brought that shit on herself. I do not feel sorry for her at all, also, what did she think was gonna happen? Helloooooo she had been sentenced to go to jail and she shows up at an awards show? Shameless!!! Right on with the jokes! The truth is known to hurt. Had it been someone that did not deserve it it woulda been really sad. SHE GOT WHERE she is cause of a SEX tape and I'm sure she feels no shame. GO SARAH!
4:21PM 06/04/07 Leroy Brown
I'd like to stick my big bone up Sara's dirty poop-chute and then make Paris suck the shit off. Now that would be justice!
4:07PM 06/04/07 go sarah
SARAH IS THE SHIZZZZZZZZ
3:28PM 06/04/07 yankee
Silverman Rocked!
2:08PM 06/04/07 JennYfer
Paris deserved that. She does not realize the severity of her actions. What if she would have hit or killed someone you know and loved? Drunk Driving is NOT a joke. The fact that the Hiltons take it is a joke is disgusting. What is it going to take for her to realize the value of a life?
2:06PM 06/04/07 Kat
Seriously, it was mean but why go the night before you're going to jail? It doesn't make any sense. Paris puts herself out here to get attention, she's famous for NOTHING except being a rich slutty bitch. Sarah Silverman said that about the bars being turned into penises because anyone who saw the sex tape knows that the blow job part was the only part that Paris was any good at.
2:05PM 06/04/07 Jon
Ummm.....It's Sarah Silverman. She pokes fun at 9/11 and rape. Anyone that feels bad for Paris should maybe should point a gun to their brain and pull the trigger. It'll make traffic move a little faster!
2:03PM 06/04/07 ummmmmmm
Chris, is it easy to pick on someone like Paris? She seems to pick on other people often enough (her celeb "friends", minority groups, "poor" millionaires, the list goes on), so whatever she got a little bit back. Such is life.
1:53PM 06/04/07 Chris
I think people need to understand that whether Paris has been rude or not herself, that is no reason to be rude to her. You have to rise above that. And for people who said something about Karma, Karma is about forgiveness and taking a situation that would allow you to be a jerk, and instead responding with kindness. The fact that Paris has said all those things means that she needs to forgiven so that she can move on to becoming a better, more whole person. As far as Sara, her comedy is usually clever and mean spirited, but