I'm going to condense all the Paris Hilton news into one story today so here goes...
Name it jealousy, name it boredom--whatever the case is Paris is ready to bare children. She said she's hoping to have children as early as next year.
She said in an interview with Elle magazine: "I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready."
Pals of the heiress say she's been feeling a little left out since her fake BFF Nicole Richie went off and got herself preggers.
A source said: "Paris told me, 'I want lots of babies and a more simple life away from the celebrity spotlight. I did a lot of soul-searching about my partying and then I heard Nicole was pregnant and I decided it's time for me to grow up and take responsibility - and the best way to do that is to become a mother.' "
In other Paris news, since the acting and singing thing didn't go so well, she's going to try her hand at theater. Paris is said to be in talks to appear on the London stage version of cult Australian TV show Prisoner: Cell Block H. It's believed that her character will be involved in a lesbian romp. Nothing we haven't seen before people!