You know television has gone down the drain when Paris Hilton is landing more and more pilots. Didn't they learn their lesson after the Simple Life? Well at least this next one won't air in our country.
Paris has just signed a deal with Britain's Living TV to star in Paris' Pooches, where she'll manage a pet grooming business on Bond Street.
How is she going to have time to do that while she searches the ends of the earth for a best friend? Plus, who would realistically trust Paris with their dog?