Paris: How Much?

The entire world is just a price tag for Paris Hilton. While in Africa with her beau Benji Madden, the couple stayed at the Mount Nelson Hotel in Cape Town. Apparently Paris' lack of geography wasn't the only thing the locals found amusing.

A hotel spy tells the NY Daily News: "Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman's dress, she would ask how much it was. That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, 'If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?'"

Does she know Cheetahs aren't trendy accessories?