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Paris Becomes A Nun

May 14, 2007


Party girl Paris Hilton has apparently changed her ways and is living like a nun. Yes, we know, Paris Hilton and 'nun' should never be used in the same sentence but the heiress is really cautious on what she does these days in order to avoid her 45 day jail sentence.

According to reports, “Paris’s attorneys have insisted she live like a nun."

“She has been strictly advised to stop acting like a Hollywood brat and appear more humble as they battle to keep her out of jail. From toning down her outfits and going for a conservative look. Along with that a lot of white to make her look like an angel.

The heiress has also told pals she is quitting booze, cutting back on shopping and no longer racing around in luxury cars. She's even started hitting the gym with her personal trainer and is learning self defense in order to protect herself from inmates who have threatened to attack her.

Paris Hilton's lawyers have ordered her to show the judge some humility and social responsibility in order to get her sentence reduced. Which means, less partying and more time with her family. Paris is definitely abiding by these rules, this weekend she went to visit dad Rick who is in the hospital with a huge home-made birthday card. What do you guys think, will these tactics work with the judge? Will Paris get her sentence cut or will she hit the slammer for the entire sentence?

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Reader Comments
6:05AM 05/15/07 sue
All I can do is laugh at her!!! It's about time, poor baby.
6:17PM 05/14/07 me in oc
PARIS CAN NEVER BE A NUN O EVEN ACT LIKE ONE. SHE'S A CUNT!
2:14PM 05/14/07 not
This is stupid. This is not true and they didn't say that. Are you girls so desperate that you will print anything?
0:34PM 05/14/07 H.
F-A-K-E-R. There isn't a sincere emotion present anywhere in that vile creature.
11:47AM 05/14/07 miss thang
Priceless! I can see her doing that as well. Boy would i love to be a fly on the wall on her first day in jail! Just the inital look on her face would have me laughing for the rest of my life!
11:38AM 05/14/07 La Chat
I could also image her publist saying it "It's your latest trend girl, and you know how to work it".
11:29AM 05/14/07 La Chat
That's is so funny Miss Thang. No, but I can image her going to her publist and asking What's a Nun? in that ditzy simple life way she talks.
11:14AM 05/14/07 NARC
SHE IS A COMPLETE FRAUD EVERY DAY OF HER LIFE. THIS NEW ACT IS NOTHING DIFFERENT. AND WAY TO PROVOKE YOUR FUTURE ROOMIES BY TAKING SELF DEFENSE CLASSES. SHE IS GOING TO GET HER HERPES INFECTED ASS BEAT. AND THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE FOR IT.
11:14AM 05/14/07 miss thang
Lol! La Chat you are hilarious! But could you imagine Paris going up to a Nun and asking her where does she sign up to become one at?! Priceless!
10:40AM 05/14/07 big helmet
Paris a nun? She could be a nun, as much as Dean MArtin could be a priest for playing one in Cannonball Run. The only time this chick has been on her knees has been worshipping the fun stick (which she seems to to do quite well).
10:33AM 05/14/07 loo loo
she'll play whatever part they want her to play if she thinks it'll get her sentenced reduced. which is a shame, because that means that she's STILL being treated "special". normal peeps don't get to try and make good to reduce their time in jail BEFORE they go in. she'll serve 25 days tops.
9:33AM 05/14/07 Mula
paris couldnt be a nun if her life depended on it.
9:29AM 05/14/07 La Chat
Yeah she was so cautious that she was caught driving her car.
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