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Paris Banned From the Oscars

February 19, 2008


I think I just figured out why Paris Hilton is having 15 birthday celebrations...she's drinking away her sorrows! Paris has been banned from the biggest award show in entertainment--The Oscars!

Hilton, whose latest film 'The Hottie And The Nottie' was ranked 'the worst movie of all time' had already coughed up some major dinero for a Kira Plastinina dress for the big night.

A source revealed to the Daily Star: "She cried hot, salty tears when she was banned from the Oscars. "She’s desperate to be taken seriously as an actress and hoped she would be able to network with the film bods."

Don't feel too bad for her though, I'm sure she'll still be at the after parties trying to convince young exes to hire her for their latest projects.

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Reader Comments
6:34AM 02/23/08 b
Doesn't matter if Paris goes to the Oscars or not. She's still the laughing stock of the entertainment world. Not a pretty place to be, but she's not intelligent enough to realize this. Just because people are polite to her doesn't mean they respect her. She is SUCH a brown nosing loser and everyone with importance knows that. She has to buy her way in, not earn it like the other talents.
10:16AM 02/22/08 Gia
Paris wasn't banned from the Oscars. The Daily Star is a trashy British mag which is never accurate.And moreover, just about anything Paris Hilton undertakes to do IS SUCCESSFUL. Her movie will do well as it circles the globe. I saw the movie and it is good.
4:53AM 02/20/08 paris mom
HA HA you no talent WHORE! go fuck yourself, maybe one day you'll be good at that..
3:39PM 02/19/08 K
Hopefully this is the beginning of her wake up call! Most of us thought jail for 3 weeks would do the trick, but apparently Paris needs to be snubbed by hollywood to really care about anything.
2:37PM 02/19/08 Someone close....
Paris pretty much fails at every thing she does which is why she goes from one venture to the next. She is so desperate these days, its really quite pathetic.
2:15PM 02/19/08 mimoza
i just watched the trailer it looks really good i cant wait to watch it so how can people say it is the wost movie of the year thats bullshit.
10:21AM 02/19/08 Natalie
Hooray for Oscar!!!Besides bjs what has been her contribution to the film industry?
9:18AM 02/19/08 Narcissus
But there's always all that charity work to take up her time. And by charity work I mean the drunken blowjobs for guys she would ignore while sober.
8:11AM 02/19/08 loo loo
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA! yay! paris finally sees what a non-actress she is! she'll NEVER be taken seriously as an actress. NEVER. and this pic is HORRIBLE!
7:41AM 02/19/08 Tasha
It amazes me how delusional these bitches like Paris & Heidi and even Jessica are. How could they look at their "work" and even think for one second they have talent. The Oscars are far hard working, talented ,critically acclaimed actors who take their craft seriously. Not for cum bucket porn stars.
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