Paris Banned From the Oscars
I think I just figured out why Paris Hilton is having 15 birthday celebrations...she's drinking away her sorrows! Paris has been banned from the biggest award show in entertainment--The Oscars!
Hilton, whose latest film 'The Hottie And The Nottie' was ranked 'the worst movie of all time' had already coughed up some major dinero for a Kira Plastinina dress for the big night.
A source revealed to the Daily Star: "She cried hot, salty tears when she was banned from the Oscars. "She’s desperate to be taken seriously as an actress and hoped she would be able to network with the film bods."
Don't feel too bad for her though, I'm sure she'll still be at the after parties trying to convince young exes to hire her for their latest projects.