Attention all hot male readers who are 18 and over, dumb as a doornail, and willing to contract some kind of STD…Paris Hilton needs you!
Paris Hilton is doing a casting call for a new role as her boyfriend for the upcoming year. You will be featured in every magazine, new shows and hell even HOLLYSCOOP! If you’re hot (or rich) and looking for some fame, give Paris a call.
Like we first reported, Paris is dunzo with Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos. Just the other night, Hilton was auditioning for the perfect temp. When Hilton was unable to hook up at a party with Olympic hottie Jeremy Bloom recently, she "made a bee line" for another club, according to In Touch Weekly, where she was spotted holding hands with actor Simon Rex, before ditching him for USC quarterback Matt Leinart.
A week earlier, she was spotted with "The O.C.'s" Benjamin McKenzie. "She was desperately hanging on to him the whole night," an "eyewitness" told the mag, adding that the two exchanged numbers. "They seemed really friendly as they said goodbye." Whose next Richard Simmons?
Paris is a whore
