Pam Anderson's New Man

So let me see if I have this right. Brett Michaels, Tommy Lee , Kid "Robert Ritchie" Rock, surfing Legend Kelly Slater and now, drum roll please . . .David Binn. Who's next? Me? It could be. If it could be David Binn than theoretically it could be me. Except I'm a 16 year old kid living in New Zealand. But I digress. www.Gossipgonewild.com

Oh, that's right Pammy. You, Heather Locklear, denise Richards and the like are all misunderstood. You are all just looking for that all-American, stable and honorable man. That's why you go trolling through the stables of quality men like bars, rock concerts, drug-parties to find your perfect men. Then comes the consternation that, low and behold, you couldn't convert a perpetually drugged-up, misguided, and oft-arrested drummer or actor into that all-American, Jimmy Stewart-type guy you so fervently seek! Man, I feel for you :) ladies. Obviously, my short answer to this is: shut-up Pam and get back on your back with your legs spread. You are a whore and no one wants to hear you talk.