Inside Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock's World

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Take a look inside the world of Pamela Anderson and her hubby Kid Rock. The couple have some sexy shots proving that "Life’s a Beach" in the latest issue of GQ magazine. So what’s a typical Friday night like for this couple?

Pam: Go ahead, babe.
Kid: Usually, we give the oldest kid the fake ID to run to the liquor store for us, teach him how to do it.
Pam: He looks 21.
Kid: There’s no curfew. Kids get to eat Twinkies. Stay up and watch movies. Pretty much a typical middle-American lifestyle. What’s on TV?
Pam: We watch sports. The kids watch sports. NASCAR.
Kid: I watch NASCAR. Everybody else cock-blocks us. So, big wedding in St. Tropez. Tommy Hilfiger. Lars Ulrich. Cindy Crawford. Who made the guest list?
Kid: Whoever could afford to come. [Pam laughs] None of my friends were there.
Pam: They’re all your friends, baby. You hang out in St. Tropez.
Kid: None of my friends were there. But, Kid, I heard the wedding was so emotional that you cried.
Pam: Wrong, guy! Where’d you get your information? You reading the Enquirer? No, People magazine.
Pam: That’s really reliable. Okay, what really happened?
Kid: Here’s something: It was ours. It was our memories, and that’s how I feel about it. You don’t see me gabbing about this shit, ever.
Pam: But then there’s me. What do you want to know? Is it true you sang a duet, “Sympathy for the Devil,” at the wedding?
Kid: What?
Pam: “Sympathy for the Devil”? Oh no. That was the after party. And he was DJ’ing it and changing all the words, I think, as far as I remember—which is not a lot.
Kid: I can’t be held accountable for that unless somebody’s got video.
Pam: Video doesn’t mean anything…And, Kid, I heard you sang U2’s “With or Without You” to your new bride.
Kid: I wouldn’t do that. That just takes the gay meter right to the end.
Pam: That’s enough with the gay word. That’s not nice.
Kid: It’s a new word. All the kids are using it.
Pam: No, they’re not. As long as it’s used in a positive context. Who wrote the thank-you notes for all the wedding gifts?
Kid: It’s more like “you’re welcome” notes. “You’re welcome for the great party.”

In the meantime we hear Pamela Anderson has lost her little Chihuahua Luca. Pamela reported it on her official website revealing that the dog went missing off a beach in Malibu Sunday afternoon. Pamela said,I think somebody took him. I was returning home from Vancouver and spoke to my parents at 3:30 p.m. They were on a private beach with him, which he knows very well. He normally runs the beach but has been on medication and could have been groggy and not himself. There was a construction crew and an odd person walking beach thru public access ways. I need him back. If your in the neighborhood keep a look out for Pamela's dog. We hope it’s not a mean joke Sacha Cohen is playing on her.