P. Diddy

Ever seen an A list celebrity traveling alone? No. It doesn't happen, celebs only travel in packs comprised of assistants, body guards, stylists, trainers, agents, managers, dog walkers, ass wipers, hair brushers, and food tasters. Some celebs travel with the most ridiculous entourages, such as assistants whose only job is to wipe sweat from someone's brow. This is true, keep scrolling.

However, don't be confused by wannabe celebs who gather a group of minions to give they illusion that they are more famous than they actually are. (I'm looking at you Miley Cyrus...your mom and your dog isn't a true entourage!)

While shows like "Entourage" depict a group of hanger-ons who sleep with beautiful women and go to fabulous parties simply because they associate with a celeb. In real life, celeb entourages are not that glamorous, here are the most ridiculous celebrity entourages ever.

Cee Lo Green: I thought Cee Lo was a chill low-key guy, but apparently he has two assistants with highly specific uhmm job descriptions, "He had someone wipe the sweat from his brow, as well as put a piece of gum in his mouth

Having trouble paying your bills? Can't afford to buy groceries? Was your cell phone cut off for non-payment? If you answered 'yes' to any of those, you should probably skip this story.

P. Diddy just loooooves to brag about how rich he is. And in 'P.Diddy has too much money for his own good: Part IV' edition, he's talking about how he just bought his son his SECOND Mercedes Maybach.

Diddy bought his son Justin a $300,000 Maybach for his 16th birthday last year, so what does he go out and get him for his 17th birthday? A $390,000 Maybach! Because the first one is outdated now?

He said, "It's a collector's car so maybe he will use it for special occasions like on a first date, but like all my kids, he prefers the simpler things than the expensive things. Simple tastes."

Are you mentally ill? There's nothing "simple" about a $300,000 car. And he wonders why people think he's a douche.

P. Diddy has found himself in hot water after letting an "old and disabled" employee go from his Bad Boy firm.

51 year old Francesca Spero is suing Diddy for $12 million, alleging she was sacked for being old and disabled, after she was laid up with hip surgery in 2008.

According to Francesca, Diddy was “unsympathetic to her condition” and tried to push her out of the company.

In March 2010, she was fired and replaced by a woman much younger who "lacked the skill set and experience Spero brought to the position." So what's a girl to do? Sue sue sue!

Her lawyer Laurie Berke-Weiss said: "Francesca Spero opened the door for Combs' career and, now that she's 51, he showed her the door at Bad Boy."

In his defense he says she earned too much money for "someone who could no longer keep up with his fast-paced lifestyle" and fired her.

Spero also admitted to checking herself into a substance abuse treatment facility in December 2008 after problems with prescription painkillers and alcohol. However, she insisted she had been clean and sober from 1987 until two years ago after being treated for opiate addiction.

Sounds like a messy situation. And Diddy doesn't like a mess. We're willing to bet he's just going to throw a bunch of money at the situation and make it go away as fast as possible.