Rocker Ozzy Osbourne is having a really hard time writing his autobiography because...um...well...he doesn't remember much about his life!
Ozzy signed a $1 million dollar book deal two years ago but hasn't produced much material yet. The book was supposed to be released in May 2008.
A source said: "I cannot imagine the book being ready in five months, because so far Ozzy hasn't written anything – he hasn't even got a ghostwriter yet.
"So it is going to be some time before the book actually appears, if it ever does."
Ozzy confessed that his memory has gone to shit because of all the drugs and alcohol he abused when he was younger. He said, "My memory isn't what it used to because of the drugs and alcohol I've been living on for the best part of my adult life. I often get asked, 'Is it true you snorted a line of ants?' Knowing me, there's a very good possibility. But do I remember it? No way."
...and the moral of the story is...Don't Do Drugs!
