Oprah Wants a Murder Confession from OJ Simpson for Ratings

June 17, 2011 By:
Oprah Wants a Murder Confession from OJ Simpson for Ratings

Oprah thinks she’s going to be the one to get a confession out of OJ Simpson for the 1994 murder of his ex-wife and her friend.

Although OJ was somehow charged not guilty in the murder trial, he is currently facing up to 33 years in prison for armed robbery of sports memorabilia from a Las Vegas hotel.

Now, Oprah believes her Oprah Winfrey Network can get the interview where OJ confesses to the 1994 double homicide. During an interview at the National Cable & Telecommunications Association convention in Chicago, Winfrey says she has a “dream of OJ Simpson confessing to me. I am going to make that happen, people. I don’t just want the interview. I want the interview on the condition that you are ready, Mr. Simpson.”

She is talking to OJ Simpson? Does she think he’s just going to log on to his prison internet and see that the web is buzzin' about him again?

I mean, he kind of already did confess. He wrote that book in 2007 called, “OJ Simpson: If I Did It, Here’s How It Happened,” which was a supposedly fictional account of how he would have committed the crime if it was in fact he who did it.

Oprah’s new network has struggled to find an audience since it’s launch in January, so she thinks a confessional interview with the ex-football player/convict would be the end-all of breaking news. I highly doubt OJ wants a life sentence, he probably would never confess, not even to Queen Oprah. That’s ok, she’ll just set her sights on the groundbreaking interview where Tom Cruise comes out of the closet and Lady Gaga confesses she does have a penis. Because that’ll happen.