Here’s something you don’t read every day. Actress Olivia Wilde doesn’t care about David Beckham. Not his sexy body, not his hot underwear ads, not his tats or his smile. Uhh sorry readers, this must be a momentary lapse in judgment on Olivia’s part.
During an event in NYC on Monday night, the actress delivered a self-penned monologue where she described what would happen if David just so happened to show up at her door.
“I would drop him off at the pound,” says the Butter star.
Perhaps, she’s only saying this because she’s been dating “SNL” star Jason Sudeikis for a hot minute now, whom she also revealed in her monologue that she is “blissfully, hopelessly, wildly in love” with.
She also described their sexy-time as it being “like Kenyan marathon runner.” Uhh, Jason Sudeikis, really?
She also opened up about her divorce from Italian prince Tao Ruspoli last March, pointing at her lady parts and saying, “I felt like my vagina died. It just turned off. Lights out.”
After her divorce, she was momentarily “liberated” but then said she wandered back into a relationship less than a year later citing, “I don’t want to go back to single life. My liver won’t stand for it. Also, I’m really bad at sexting.”
You heard it here first. Olivia Wilde…bad at sexting, doesn’t understand Beckham’s appeal. We'll keep an eye on this story as it unfolds. It she starts claiming that she doesn't find Brad Pitt attractive, we're unfollowing her on Twitter.