No one wants to date Joan Rivers

March 22, 2006 By:
No one wants to date Joan Rivers

Whats with all these celebrities begging for dates? First it was Paris Hiltonand now Joan Rivers is looking for love in cyberspace. So far, no luck.

"The 72-year-old red-carpet critic and comedian said she and assistant Matt Stewart created a profile for her on Match.com. "We were hoping to meet Mr. Right," Rivers told The Associated Press in a recent interview. "We didn't even get a wink."

"Maybe there is somebody sitting out there in the east side of New York," she said. The profile lists Rivers as looking for a man between the ages of 65 and 75"

Really, who would want to date someone so bitter and botox happy?